You want the swag? You need the pennies.
Here are 3 ways to get them... |
| 1
Do the tasks on this page, tell us about them, we'll keep
score. When you want something, let us know and we'll ship it out to you and
deduct the cost from your total. |
2
New at this, but you want something and you want to be
sure it's here for you to buy when you get the Awful Pennies together? Tell
Nerraux and he will hold it for you for 2 weeks while you earn some APs. That
should be plenty of time to earn what you need for almost anything in our
prize closet. |
3
Are you the instant gratification type? We've decided
to allow you to purchase Awful Pennies. For every penny you donate, we'll
give you one AP.
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|
Job |
Explanation |
Awful
Pennies |
| Sign up for the mailing list |
Go to the form, fill it in, we'll use that information
to set up your credit account. You need to stay subscribed for at least 4
issues. After that, you can unsubscribe if you like. |
25 |
| Refer a friend |
Get a friend to sign up for the mailing list,
and tell them to tell us you referred them. They'll get signed up, you'll
get credit for each friend that does this. |
25 |
| Put us on your Myspace |
Nerraux needs friends. Find him on Myspace,
send him a friend request. When he approves it, put him in your "top
friends" and send him a message to come check it out. When he sees it,
he'll pay you. |
50 |
| Link us on your web page or blog |
Link to TheAwfulShow.com
on your site or blog. Give us a front page link for at least a month, we'll
pay generously. Link us anywhere else and it'll be a bit less, but you still
get paid. |
150 front page
75 interior
|
| Suggest a spoof commercial idea |
We're always looking for new ideas. Help make
our search a little easier, and if we use it, we'll toss you some credit. |
50 |
| Suggest a game idea |
Give us a new game to play. Please, Keyz is
going to blow a vessel thinking all this crap up. If we use it, you get several
pennies. |
50 |
| Give us some praise |
Who doesn't like praise? If you like the show,
leave a comment for us on iTunes,
PodcastAlley,
or any other podcast index. Show us you did it, and we'll toss you a handful
of pennies. |
100 for the first,
50 for every other
|
| Get us listed |
Find a podcast index we're not in? Give us the
info for how to get listed and we'll give you a finder's fee. |
125 |
| Send us a voicemail or email |
Come on, we don't plug losers@theawfulshow.com
and (610) 572-2533 every week for nothing. send us a message and get paid
for your time. |
100 first, 10 after |
| Finish catchy |
Finish your email or voicemail with one of our
annoying catch phrases (fuckin' chicken, wonk, etc.) and we'll smack on some
extra pennies. |
10 |
| Record something that we end up using as a "snack." |
We're always looking for extra bits to fill
the empty slots in our week. If you record a show (no longer than an hour),
and we use it, it's worth good money to you. |
1,000 |
| Record a song parody or skit |
Hey, we know talent when we see it. You record
something for us and we use it on the show, we'll pay you for it. |
200 |
| Buy our crap |
Go to the Awful
Store and buy something. In the COMMENTS section of the order form, tell
us what account to credit and we'll put you in the cash back program. |
25 per dollar spent |
| Put our crap on you |
After you buy something, take a picture of yourself
using it and send it to us |
200 |
| Buy songs or albums from iTunes or Amazon |
Same deal. You like the music, you buy the music
through our links, we give you cash back. Hey, 25% is a damn sight better
than you get from Discover. Contact us when you do so we can keep iTunes and
Amazon honest. |
25 per dollar spent |
| Show your artistic skill |
Create a new logo or sticker design for the
show and send it in to us. |
500 |
| Smiley tattoo |
Get a tattoo of a smiley face and send us a
pic. |
750 |
| Appear on Saturday Night SYN |
Contact Keyz (screwyourneighbor@gmail.com)
and jump in the ring for his new game show. |
250 minimum, more if you win more |
| Interview referrals |
Refer someone to us (musicians, authors, inventors,
whoever) that we interview on the show, and we'll give you the finder's fee
when we get them booked. |
100 |
| Be on the show |
How easy is this? You make a phone call and
make some pennies. Criminy, we might as well just give them away for listening. |
50 or prize amount if you're on for a game |
| Put one of us on your 'cast
|
We like making appearances
elsewhere too. If you have a show and want to give one of us charmers a couple
minutes on it, we'll pay ya back. |
50 |
| Song referrals |
Request a song. If we use it on the show, we'll
thank you with pennies. |
10 |
| Link us on a message board |
Link to the show or one of the downloadable
bits on a message board that you frequent, then send us a link to the post.
You'll get paid. This must not be SPAM, it has to be an appropriate link in
a place you use regularly. If people bitch to us about it, we'll take our
pennies back. |
25 |
| Stick it to The Awful Show |
Order some stickers and we'll send them to you
for a buck fiddy. Then [legally] put them places people will see them (your
car, your mailbox, on packages you’re shipping eBay merchandise in,
be creative), and send us a picture of the display. |
200 |
| Revise this list |
Suggest another idea for earning points that
we end up adding to this list. We'll thank you. |
10 |
| Be the first |
Be the first to carry out your suggested idea
AFTER we add it to the list, and you'll (at least) double up on pennies. |
10 or more |
| Boobie pics! |
Send us a picture of your clevage with Awful
Show written on it in some fashion. We likes the clevage. |
250 |
| News links |
Send us a news link that ends up getting used
on the show, and we'll pay the finders' fee. |
10 |
| Get us in the press |
Get our address on TV, radio, or in print, and
send it in – put it on a sign and show it at a sporting event, get interviewed
while wearing our stuff, plug us on another talk show, plug us somehow on
your college station or newspaper -- be creative. |
Rewarded as appropriate |
| Send us FREAKS |
We've had some good prank
phone calls, if you listen, you know what I'm talking about. get us some new
victims and you will be nicely compensated if we use the contact to call during
a show. |
300 |
| Show some love to our guests |
Go to our guests' Myspace pages and leave a
comment about hearing them on the show or email them and copy Nerraux on it. |
125 first,
75 each additional |
| Spam back the spammers! |
You know those Myspace whores that spam you
by sending you a friend request? Accept their friend request, then leave them
a comment with this code in it:
Then send Nerraux a link so he can see it. |
50 each |
| Monthly Mission |
Every month, we give you a new task. Participate,
and get the prize in pennies. There's often a bonus for reaching certain goals
as well so it's a good idea to get others involved as well. |
differs by mission, listed
on the main page |
Available
Prizes |
For
an entire list of prizes available for Awful Pennies please visit...
http://www.hangovermedia.org/awbay |
