The Awful Show: Episode 99 (Nine-O De Mayo)

DESCRIPTION: Join us on a flight by the seat of our pants. We had very little prepped, and in parts it really showed. But we had new equipment for even better sound, and a game of Hang Up with some seriously hilarious parts. Episode 100 and the 2nd Anniversary show are going to be so good...damn, we're excited.

GUEST: Nerdcore maestro mCRT popped by to give us a quick take on the situation with the nerd rebellion on the Rhyme Torrents boards. Chek him out on his website, and stop by the other board he mentioned to get the latest nerdy scoop. website | CrossPlatformMusic.com

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Next week is episode 100!

That means a ton of in-studio guests, special games, probably giveaways, and random other surprises, so be sure to join us.

It also means that soon it will be our Second Anniversary! To honor the occasion, we're going to play and talk about some of the best moments from the past year. We want you to help us decide what those moments were, so we have made May's Monthly Mission suggesting bits and voting on them. CLICK HERE for details.

The women are pwning this. What's wrong guys, can't think dirty?

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PLEASE NOTE: You must be 18 to win. You can call at any age, but we're not shipping unless we know you're of age, sorry.

SATURDAY NIGHT SYN:
SHOW TRIVIA TOURNAMENT 2008

It has begun, but there are still spots open. Each round you win gets you closer to playing on the anniversary show where you could win a BIG prize (we don't know what it is yet, but last year it was an Awful Show hockey Jersey). We need playas, so contact Keyz at screwyourneighbor@gmail.com. NOTE: He's willing to record around your schedule, so don't puss out just because you're busy on Saturday.

LIMITED EDITION Awful Show bowling shirts!

We're getting these made for ourselves, but if you want one, we'll be happy to throw one for you on the order for $75. We're not making money on this, we just think it's too cool not to do.

>> Visit ThaMike.com for details

We're working on getting jerseys for the ladies too. If you're interested, make it known here so we can get a count and figure the price.

Please fill a quick survey for us and earn pennies doing it!

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Everything we have is listed here:

Anniversary DVDs, gifts from guests of the show, and other random crap you can't get anywhere else.

UPCOMING GUESTS:

AssSmoothie.com
Comedian "The Rick"
Funny Singer/Songwriter Nice Peter

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

This should make up for all that hurricane stuff... Mmmmm...Grandma is now a desert topping!	Good, a game I can enjoy my wife enjoying! I hear these guys were fund-raising for their youth group, so it's okay $4 mil in plants and the place is foreclosed?


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