WASHINGTON, DC - During a White House press conference this week, President Bush was asked why there was a huge stack of rolled up carpets outside the front door. Blushing, Bush explained that when you collect a bunch of rich old men in one place, you’re bound to have at least one with severe bladder control issues.

When asked if there were any particular suspects, Bush replied, "…I have no idea whether we'll find out who the leaker is." White House aids have mentioned that they have noticed disturbing scents arising both from visiting ex-President, George Bush, Sr. and Vice President Cheney.

President Bush explained that, as a general precaution, all elderly staffers were being advised to start wearing Adult Huggies™ because of their elastic bands which, "do a very good job of protecting the leakers."

Bush does not see this problem as a continuing threat and expects the changing of White House carpets to be a one-time deal.