Tha
Mike -
The
mastermind behind thamike.com and faux-newz.com.
He isn’t very talented at anything,
yet uses these two outlets as a way
to get someone to notice his self proclaimed
greatness. So far it hasn’t worked.
Israel
Fears Palestinians Will Yet Again Crash
Annual Jewbilee
Wendy's
To Offer Pimpin In Small, Medium &
Biggie Sizes
NBC
Announces The Jefferson’s return
to Prime Time
Ask
Tha Mike: Making My Own Website
Teenager
In Custody For Attempt At Electrocuting
Father
Christina
Aguilera files suit against Britney,
Justin, Madonna
Bay
Area Rapist A.K.A. Chilly Willy Paroled
After
9 Years Man Finally Finishes Internet
Protesters
Gather For Pro-Smoking/Anti Truth Rally
Family
of Shark Bite Victim Sues Shark
Fox
News Sues Faux-Newz
Eagles
Fan Killed After Loss
Nostradamus:
A Lazy Inaccurate Prick?
Croc
Hunter & Wife To Settle Custody
Battle On Celebrity Boxing
The
Results Are In. Women Are Really Easy!
Man
Places Girlfriend On Waivers
Slinky
Co-Inventor Dies In Freak Accident
Truth
Be told: I think David Blain Is Osama
Bin Laden
Band
Geek Kicked Out Of Band
Catholic
Bishop Demoted To Priest After “Jeebus”
Debacle
Groomsman
Happy His Streak Is Still Alive
78%
Of All Civil Servants Are Gay
Man
Submits Hilarious Story To Faux-Newz
Notre
Dame Leaving College Ranks For The Pros
Mark
Wahlberg Hospitalized After Fence Scaling
Accident
Highly
Respected Event Planner Fired After
Huge Mistake
Black &
Blue Friday Transpires In Philadelphia
Mall
As
Sales Of Turducken Rise Doctors Fear
So Will Heart Attack Rates
Mr. T No
Longer Pities The Fool
Meat
Loaf Advised To Change Name
Students
Put Compton Elementary School Principle
In Coma
Fat Woman
Seen Crying At Third Tragic Event This
Month
Bobby
Brown & New Edition "Kick It"
One Last Time
Mini
Cooper Announces The Release of New
SUV
New
F.T.W. Tower Will Be Seen From Miles
Away
Man
Falsely States He Likes Fruitcake
notreal.com
To Offer Fake Products
Tha
Mike's 2004 Predictions
Gollum/Sméagol
Finds Work After LOTR
Man
Found 15 Days After Quake Happily Surrounded
By Balls
Internet
Stalkers On The Rise?
Breaking
News: Microsoft To Change Name
Man Finally
Finds Bigfoot, Sort Of...
BREAKING
NEWS: Starbucks To Introduce Coffee
Flavored Coffee
Democrat
Kisses Republican During Debate
Woman
Does Civic Duty “Milking The Homeless”
Walrus
Stampede Kills 57 At Eskimo Festival
MIB’s
To Send Jackson’s Back Into Space
Jaleel
White (Urkel) Flexes Back Into The Limelight
"We
Were Hijacked By Al Qaeda, I Had A Great
Time!"
Southern
White Man Racist To Own Color
The
Assassin Christ: An HBO Original Series
Osama
Bin Laden Makes It To Afghani Idol Finals
Tiger,
Rabbit, Honey Bee & Leprechaun Found
Dead
Burger
King Announces Passion Of The Christ
Kids Meals
Martha
Stewart To Profit From Prison Term
Study
Shows Liars, Thieves & Cheaters
Enjoy Better Lives
Earth
To Change Rotation, Chaos To Ensue
Kerry Defines
Bush
Pre-Nup
Could Be Null And Void Due To Pinky
Swear
Highway
Crew Exclaims "We've Been Fucking
Off For 6 Months"
Confusion
In Iraq Causes Locals To Go Loco
NBC: "Kudrow,
Aniston & Cox To Star In Golden
Girls 2004"
Bush Sort
Of Sorry. Rumsfeld Too, Perhaps
Ex-POW:
Hate Takes Over
Satan:
"With Bush In Office, My Job Has
Never Been Easier!"
Plane's
Wreckage Puzzles Investigators
Ronald
Reagan Beats Smarty Jones At The Belmont,
Dies Shortly After
Mary Kate
Olsen In Rehab For Drug/Sex Addiction
Lightning
Bugs Found To Cure Cancer
Americans
Oooh and Aahh At Iraqi Weapons Of Mass
Destruction
Bush
Rash Symptoms, Causes And Prevention
Orange
County vs West Coast - Chopper T-Shirt
Gang Wars
Russell
Paika -
Born
in Chicago and raised in a rusty metal
box lined with the funny papers. He
has written for The New York Times,
and was a wine enthusiast for The Wallstreet
Journal. In maintaining journalistic
integrity, he joined the staff at Faux-Newz
as White House correspondent and investigative
reporter.
President
Bush Phones China, Repeatedly Orders
Mu Shu Pork
Schwarzenegger
Graphically Describes Art of Groping,
Related Misogyny To Public
Gilbert
Gottfried Prime Suspect In Slaying Of
Rival Annoying, Shrill Comedian
Despite
Pope’s Claims, God Ambiguous About
Pope’s Tenure
Bush
Travels Alpha Centauri, Advises Aliens
On Foreign Policy
Gray
Davis Gunned Down In FBI Standoff
Screenwriter
Admits That The Sword Is In Fact Mightier
Than The Pen
Breakthrough
Drug Promises Relief, Side-Effects
Queer
Eye Cast Member Undergoes Emergency
Gaydectomy
Rare
Footage Caught Of Nocturnal Hilton Sister
In Natural Habitat
Bush
Pledges To Bring Troops Home Before
2004 Election
Debris
That Struck Space Station Found To Be
Turkey
Horrible
Wet Fart Breaches Underwear, Pants
BREAKING
NEWS: Saddam Captured, Given Make-Over
BREAKING
NEWS: Bin Laden Found Hiding In Saddam’s
Esophagus
Sir Russell
Paika’s Holiday Tip-Jar
RIAA Takes
Drastic New Steps To Prevent File Sharing
So
You Have The Flu… A Health Pamphlet
By Dr. Russell Paika
Russell
Paika’s Most Ridiculous Moments
Of 2003
Russell
Paika’s Travel Safety Tips
It's Martin
Luther King Day, Cracker!
Cereal
Tiger Euthanized After Wild Attack
Russell
Paika's Valentine’s Day Tips
Happy
President’s Day!
Paika
For President!
NFL
To Draft Female Players
Bush Drafts
Amendment Banning Homosexuality
Anti
Eisner Rebels Close In On Disney HQ
U.S.
Warns Canada About Solar Energy Program
Russell
Paika's St. Patrick’s Day Safety
Tips
Bush
Administration Points Out Contradictions
In Comments
PETA
Attacks Hooter’s Restaurant Chain
French
Lawyer To Defend Saddam
Tax
Tips From Russell Paika Esq.
Trump To
Fire Hair
Russell
Paika's Prom Tips
USA
Network To Air Series Finale Of Rumsfeld
FBI Raids
Huffy Co. Headquarters
Rumsfeld,
Bush Apologize For Abu Ghraib Abuse
Bush In Stable
Condition After Shooting Self In Foot
Remembering
President Al Haig
Saddam
Pleads His Case
Presidential
Elections Postponed
Bush
Urges Ban On Gay Divorce
Cochran:
Saddam Endured Hours Of Non-Stop South
Park
Dept.
Of Homeland Security Raises Democrat
Alert
P. Diddy
Kills 27th Non-Voter In Second Week
Election
Anxiety And How To Deal With It - By:
Dr. Russell Paika
Russell
Paika’s Thanksgiving Tips!
Bush Decries
Ukraine Election Chaos
Ashcroft
Resigning Door-To-Door
The Top
Ten Most Annoying Things Of 2004
Democrats
Claim Ohio's Nonexistence
Trevor-
Trev
Danger is a man, to be sure, but what
measure of man he is remains to be seen.
He appointed himself Washington Correspondent,
and we humor him and his racist and
Czarist views. Read his crap; every
time you do, another angel gets its
wings. (beaver shot)
FCC
Fines Rice Krispies "Snap Crackle
Pop"
Bush
To Cheney: "You Complete Me"
Republicans
Close To Copyrighting Patriotism
Hannity
On Rampage: Takes Out Colmes In Drive-By
Republicans:
"Liberals Have Bigger Penises"
Jesus
Campaigns For Kerry; Satan Backs Bush
Tiger Woods Rips Head Off Dove, Drinks
Blood
INC
To Hold Convention In Historic Akron,
Ohio
Media
Under-Reports Missing White Woman Case
Terrorism
Is "So 15 Minutes Ago"
Rick
Dees Confused For Rick James, Thought
Dead
Female
Fans Swamp Cheney Tour Bus
Yearbook
Reflects Social Divide Accurately
Texas
Messed With; Oklahoma Under Suspicion
Violent
Death wins "America's Funniest
Home Video"
Bush
Suffering From Trojan War Flashbacks
Plot
Distracts from Sex Scenes, Says Local
Man
Worst Massacre
in U.S. History Thanks to WEZY
Hannity
Strikes Again: Tucker Carlson (1969-2004)
Peterson
Case Bad News For Murderous Adulterers
Bush Win
Bad For Country, Good For Satire
Boston
Win Forces Re-evaluation Of Religions
Geraldo
/ Gerardo Merger Falls
"Gaydar"
Malfunction Causes Awkward Situation
at Christmas Party
Steroid
Use Alleged in Jeopardy Champ's Run
"Extreme
Sleeping" Sweeping The Nation
Undecided
Voters Likely To Vote For Kerry
U.S. Finds
No Trace Of "Santa" At North
Pole
Nerraux
- 6'2"
225lbs of hot man-gayness. For a good
time call Nerraux at 1-555-867-5309.
Mother
Angelica to Release Nuns of Steel Workout
Video
US
Treasury to Make Spending "Fun"
Bally’s
announces new "Pornorobics"
Man
Pops, Can’t Stop
Powell
Discovered Building Clone Army
King
Ibrahim Machdullah Suzemahnik of Djibouti
Assassinated
1
on 1 - Kobe vs Nerraux
White
House Carpets Ruined, An Embarrassed
Bush Explains
"Kidsino.com"
To Debut In January
Man
Runs Marathon, “Finishes”
Before Realizing He's The Only One
Fart-Blocking
Office Chair
Time,
Hope Waning For Owner of Evil Monkey
Young
Guns III: Private Schools Finally Pull
Ahead
New
Web Site Attracts FBI / CIA Attention
California
Pulls Ahead Of Florida With Desperate
Ploy
Sponsored
Child Not Doing Too Well
US
Military Unleashes Refried Biological
Warfare
Jury's
Choice Of Fate For Beltway Sniper Unconventional
Bush
Announces New Plan To Lower Taxes
ThaMike.com
Writer to Author Kids’ Health
Text
Man
Seizes Control of Sun, Sends Ransom
Demand to UN
ABC,
CBS & NBC Cover Geraldo Rivera In
Spider-Hole
Taiwanese
Butchers’ Market Human Meat
Young
Werewolf Discovered & Captured
Surgeon
General Announces Flu Shot Alternative
Utah
Takes Next Step In Gay Marriage Battle
Bush Campaign
on Temporary Hiatus
O'Reilly
Calls Out King For Bare-Knuckle Boxing
President
Rushes Aid To Tsunami Survivors
Michael
- A
High School senior in Fayetteville,
NC, who love's beef jerky.
Eidos
Ends All GameCube Development. No One
Cares
Robert
Plant's Package Alive and Well
Kool-Aid
Man Bursts Through Wall, Maims Children
BREAKING
NEWS: Man's Wife Asks if she 'Looks
Fat,' Scrotum Still Intact
Masturbation
Reduces Risk of Cancer. Feel Free to
Rub One Out
Arnold
Schwarzenegger "Terminates"
California Fires
Michael
Jackson's "The Three R's"
Music Project Finally Off the Ground
Boy's
Lifestyle Causes Father to Disown Him
Faux-Newz
EXCLUSIVE - Joe Millionaire Spin-Off
Details
Number
of Military Deserters on the Rise
Faux-Newz
Editorial: OSA, STFU
Georgia
School Systems Institute New Education
Program
NASA
Scientists: "Oh shit."
GhostElf
- An evil, tattooed,
twenty-something, perpetual college
student. He enjoys autumn weather, skating
in the rain, playing acoustic guitar,
singing folk music, and pulling the
wings off flies.
The
Rave Scene Isn’t Just For The
Kids
Tiger
Makes Magician's Face Disappear
30
Odd Foot of Carnage
Amish
Girls Gone Wild
Faux-Newz
Juges Speling Bea
Singer
for the Righteous Brothers "Loses
that Livin’ Feeling"
New
Line Cinema Announces Prequel to Lord
of the Rings
Faux-Newz
Writer Goes on Strike
Local
Militant Group Starts Grease Fire
X-Men
III In Question
Abercrombie and Fitch Accused of Discrimination
Paris
Hilton Caught In Second Scandal
Deranged
Man Begins Quest
State
Police Invade Sorority Houses
New Reality
Show Plagued With Problems
British
Question NASA Involvement In Beagle
2 Debacle
Bush Administration
Files Lawsuit Against University Professor
Ticket
To Hell - These comics
show you Jesus like you've never seen
him before! Brought to you from the
twisted depths of GhostElf's Mind
GhostElf's
Ticket To Hell # 1 - Comics
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Ticket To Hell # 12 - Comics
Chance
McKracken - Born and
raised in West Hollywood, CA. In his
early 20's, he led a spirited, yet only
marginally successful revolution against
the use of shiny men's shirts made of
synthetic material. When his followers
stepped over the line and brought designer
trucker hats into the main line fashion
world, a frustrated Chance joined the
Faux-Newz Staff as style editor and
gossip columnist, in order to guide
them back to their senses. He currently
resides in West Hollywood, where he
keeps a vigilant watch over his precious
Glitterati.
Fat
Chance: Your Weekly Gossip Source by
Chance McKracken #1
Fat
Chance: Your Weekly Gossip Source by
Chance McKracken #2
Fat
Chance: Your Weekly Gossip Source by
Chance McKracken #3
Fat
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Chance McKracken #4
Fat
Chance: The Style Section with Chance
McKracken
Fat
Chance: Chance McKracken's Horoscope!
- 11/3/03 - 11/9/03
Fat
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- 11/10/03 - 11/16/03
Fat
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- 11/17/03 - 11/23/03
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- 11/24/03 - 11/30/03
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- 12/1/03 - 12/7/03
Fat
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- 12/8/03 - 12/14/03
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- 12/15/03 - 12/21/03
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- 12/22/03 - 12/28/03
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- 12/29/03 - 1/4/04
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- 1/5/04 - 1/11/04
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- 1/12/04 - 1/18/04
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- 1/19/04 - 1/25/04
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- 1/26/04 - 2/1/04
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- 2/9/04 - 2/15/04
Fat
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- 2/16/04 - 2/22/04
Fat
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- 2/23/04 - 2/29/04
Fat
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- 3/1/04 - 3/14/04
Fat
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- 3/15/04 - 3/28/04
Versace
Unveils New Spring Line
Fat
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- 3/29/04 - 4/11/04
Fat
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- 4/12/04 - 4/25/04
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- 4/26/04 - 5/9/04
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- 5/10/04 - 5/23/04
Fat
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- 5/24/04 - 6/6/04
Rodriguez
Takes On "El Mariachi vs. Natural
Born Killers"
Fat
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- 6/7/04 - 6/20/04
Fat
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- 6/21/04 - 7/4/04
Fat
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- 7/5/04 - 7/18/04
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- 7/19/04 - 8/1/04
Fat
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- 8/2/04 - 8/15/04
Fat
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- 8/16/04 - 8/29/04
Fat
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- 10/4/04 - 10/17/04
Fat
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- 10/18/04 - 10/31/04
Fat
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- 11/15/04 - 11/28/04
Fat
Chance: Chance McKracken's Horoscope!
- 12/13/04 - 12/26/04
FAT CHANCE!
Condi to Prez - "Quit Calling Me
Brown Sugar"
Fat
Chance: Chance McKracken's Horoscope!
- 1/17/05 - 1/30/05
Trogdor
- Just a guy from the
windy city. He realizes his shares his
name sake with the dragon from homestarrunner.com’s
Strong Bad e-mails. He just doesn’t
care. He uses trogdor’s corner
as a way to vent frustrations in his
life.
Trogdor's
Corner - Is There Anything Better Than
New Pussy?
Trogdor's
Corner - Who Here Misses Dick?
Trogdor's
Corner - My Ass Hurts!
Trogdor's
Corner - Bitches Man
Trogdor's
Corner - I Can’t Go In Public
Trogdor's
Corner - I Be Strokin'
Trogdor's
Corner - In Honor Of Nerraux's Union
Trogdor's
Corner - Open Letter To My Super
Trogdor's
Corner - Sexual Etiquette
Trogdor's
Corner - Fuck You, Money Does Buy Happiness
Trogdor's
Corner - The Simple Minded Public
Trogdor's
Corner - Why I Celebrate Kwanza
Trogdor's
Corner - Thinking About What To Think
About
Trogdor's
Corner - Trogdor's Way Of Coping With
Holiday Depression
Trogdor's
Corner - Your Best Friend Is Potentially
Your Worst Enemy
Trogdor's
Corner - What A Man Wants On A First
Date
Trogdor's
Corner - Trogdor's Tips To Staying Warm
Trogdor's
Corner - How To Wash Your Penis Properly
Post Prostitute
Trogdor's
Corner - A Sinus Interview With Mike
From thamike.com
Trogdor's
Corner - It's V-Day And You Gots Noone
Trogdor's
Corner - Grab Your Beads, It's Fat Tuesday.
Let's Get Pissed!
Trogdor's
Corner - The History Of The Blowjob
Trogdor's
Corner - St. Patrick's Day Drinkathon
Trogdor's
Corner - Catch Rabbits
Trogdor's
Corner - How To Kill Someone
Trogdor's
Corner - How To Dress For A Ball
Trogdor's
Corner - How To Annoy Co-Workers
Trogdor's
Corner - More Tips On How To Annoy Co-Workers
Trogdor's
Corner - How To Make A Beer Bong
Trogdor's
Corner - Dangerous Bomb Recipes. Pornography.
Naughty Things. Et Cetera
Trogdor's
Corner - Protect Your Pecker
Trogdor's
Corner - Summer Brings More Fun Emergency
Room Visits
Trogdor's
Corner - So You Wanna Get Pierced?
Trogdor's
Corner - Love Is Love
Trogdor's
Corner - Ask Trogdor: Extacy
Zuecreu
- Our spelling and grammer
guru. He is a mentally unstable fellow
who has no couth and loves to tell it
how he sees it. The problem is, he is
usually wrong.
Creu's
Crisis Center - #1
Creu's
Crisis Center - #2
Creu's
Crisis Center - #3
Creu's
Crisis Center - #4
Creu's
Crisis Center - #5
Creu's
Crisis Center - #6
Creu's
Crisis Center - #7
Creu's
Crisis Center - #8
Creu's
Crisis Center - #9
Creu's
Crisis Center - #10
Creu's
Crisis Center - #11
Creu's
Crisis Center - #12
Creu's
Crisis Center - #13
Creu's
Crisis Center - #14
Creu's
Crisis Center - #15
Creu's
Crisis Center - #16
Creu's
Crisis Center - #17
Creu's
Crisis Center - #18
Creu's
Crisis Center - #19
Creu's
Crisis Center - #20
Creu's
Crisis Center - #21
Creu's
Crisis Center - #22
Creu's
Crisis Center - #23
Creu's
Crisis Center - #24
Creu's
Crisis Center - #25
Creu's
Crisis Center - #26
Creu's
Crisis Center - #27
Creu's
Crisis Center - #28
Creu's
Crisis Center - #29
Creu's
Crisis Center - #30
Creu's
Crisis Center - #31
Creu's
Crisis Center - #32
Gregory:
the really angry robot - An
Exclusive Faux-Newz Comic that started
off as a simple drawing about a robot
that was extremely belligerent and just
down right rude. The comc includes potty
humor, b-list celebrities and the occasional
anime spoof. Created, written &
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Kenyon.
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- Turn the name around
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It's another Faux-Newz exclusive comic
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Sum
Ting Wong By Msiakme91 - Is
our token Asian person on this site,
his comics reflect his strange life.
He is just a nice guy
Faux-Newz
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experience or background. He just appeared
one day and insisted on being editor.
We reluctantly agreed. If anyone knows
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Quickies - We're not
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Tom
Cox - Tom
Cox is a well known AP news writer from
Congo to Belize. He amazingly faxes
his articles to us on time with using
just a 9-Volt battery, paper-clip and
magnifying glass. Don't ask us how he
does it, he just does.
Dr.
Steven Hawking Thwarts Muggers in Prague
Proctor
& Gamble Announces Quantum Leap
in Laundry Pretreaters
Italian
workers strike: Productivity Reaches
New High
Drastic
Measures Taken to Enforce Smoking Ban
Al
Sharpton Releases Anti-Black List
Bathrobes
Not So Gay After All, Study Concludes
Asian
Orphans New "Tickle Me Elmos"
Queer
Eye's Fab Five Sued for Malpractice
Tri-Star
Pictures to Release Groundbreaking “No
Oldies” Romantic Comedy
Resolutions
Get Stranger, Easier To Ignore
English
Language To Be Phased Out By '05
Satire
Genius Continues Suffering Writer's
Block
Lyle
Graham - On
of our newest staff writers, Lyle Graham
came to Faux-Newz a talented but scared
man child and after careful moulding,
we give him to you all man. To learn
more about Lyle. you can check out his
website at www.appliedhistory.org
Greenspan
Warns Of Cuts In Social Security
President Bush Announces Iraqi Citizen
Will Attend WTO Meetings
First Day
Of Summer, Bummer For Lost Pooch
Tapes: Dubya
Not Happy With Dick Operator, Get Me
Jesus On The Line
Remember
The Dick
Phil
Maggitti - Phil
Maggitti is a freelance writer and editor
living in a land of virtual reality
with his wife, five pug dogs, five cats,
the ashes of a dozen or so former pets,
and a life-size Bob Marley cutout. Phil
has written nine books and more than
800 articles in the last twenty-three
years. He spent the twenty-three years
prior to that in a drug-induced stupor,
honing his craft.
Keister
Family
Tired
Of
Being
Butt
Of
Jokes
Brad
Pitt Launches Sperm Bank
Pet
Psychic Warns About Dangers Of Letting
Animals Watch
Lee
Camp - Comedian,
writer, actor, self-proclaimed King
of Nasal Hygiene. Truth be told, Lee
is a boy trapped in a man's pants. He
performs stand-up almost every night
in NYC (nearly all of it against his
will). He was a humor columnist for
The Cavalier Daily for four years, has
a humor book entitled "Neither
Sophisticated Nor Intelligent"
which has been read by five very cool
people, and he can be heard on XM Radio's
comedy channel. You can learn more about
Lee at www.LeeCamp.net
which is not affiliated with the Korean
porn site www.LeeCamp.com.
Falwell
Criticized For Failure To Blame Gays
For Tsunamis
In Response To Tsunami Disaster, President
Bush Urgently Taught Where Indonesia
Is Located
Local Woman Guilty Of False Advertising,
Ass Not "Bootylicious"As Pants
Asserted
Bathroom Cleaned In Exchange For Sex
Barney Resigns As White House Pet, Replacement
Speculation Begins
Nose, Fantasy Football Team Picked
Mentally Challenged Teenager Never Criticized
For Being Raging Racist
Barbecue Sauce Tanker Crashes Off Florida
Keys, Countless Wildlife Marinated
Homeless Comedian Unable To Come Up
With Funny Sign
Hasbro Introduces Toys Designed To Choke
Only Dumber Children
Modern Art Exhibit Understood Exactly
Right
The Christmastime Beating Of Jessica
Simpson Scored Big In TV Ratings War
Bush Condemns Poorly Rigged Elections
In Ukraine
Submitted
Stories - Stories/Newz
submitted by faux-newz.com viewers.
Nerraux
Voted THE Gay - By Joe Hallenbeck
M.J.'s
Mind & Music Returns - By Blacklabel
Lawsuit
launched against Verizon’s “Can
you hear me now?” Ad Campaign
- By Abe S
Spread
Your Legs And Fly, Butterfly... By Blacklable
Breaking
News: Jessica Simpson Critically Injured
- By Blacklable
New
“Weed” Growing on Yale University’s
Hallowed Walls Is Not Ivy! - By Abe
S
California
Extends FMLA Benefits for Pet Care -
By Dr. Dave
"Sober"
Jury Finds Millionaire Psycho Innocent
- By Everythingisayistrue
Painting
Not Worth 1,000 Words - By Everythingisayistrue
Man
Sues RIAA - By Ace T'Ken
Michael
Jackson Fingers Bubbles - By Dr. Dave
Boy,
9, Detained At Guantanamo Bay on Little
Fucking Bastard Charge - By Everythingisayistrue
A
Moment With Britney - By Blacklabel
White
House Reveals Urgent And Immediate Need
For Translators - By Abe S
First
Annual Lynch Awards - By Ace T'Ken
Video
Game Violence Reaches New Heights, Awesome,
Chimes 13-year-old - By Everythingisayistrue
Two
Top-Ranking Al-Qaeda Operatives Nabbed
In Northern Iraq - By A Highranking
US Official
Holiday
Seasonings - By Gary From TSHIRTHELL.com
Consumer
Group Releases Annual List of Unsafe
and Age Inappropriate Toys - By Abe
S
President
Bush Critically Injures Man With Golf
Ball - A High Ranking US Official
“Secretary
Ridge Raises Terror Leve" - By
A High Ranking US Official
Film
Discovery Prompts Scientists To Simplify
Crossbreeding Project - By HangoverMS
New Bush Campaign
Ads Focus On Reelection, Godliness -
By RU SIREUS
Bush
Makes Another Empty Gesture To Brown
People - By RU SIREUS
Hearing
Impaired Gay Couple Anxious For Iowa
"Cock-Us" - By D-Mon
John
Kerry On Caucus Win, "Cooler, Misshapen
Heads will Prevail" - By D-Mon"
Horse And
Buggery - By Gary @ TSHIRTHELL.com
Semen
Approved By Atkins Institute - D-Mon
Lewinski
To Hum A New Tune - By Dr. Dave
Rock-Ribbed
All American Conservative Voice - By
Abe S
You Are
All Pathetic Sheep - By Gary @ TSHIRTHELL.com
Local Evironmentalist
Dead At Age 46 - By Dr. Dave
Dasher,
and Prancer Up For Arbitration -By Everythingisayistrue
FDA
Approves Do-It-Yourself Home Vasectomy
Kit - By Dr. Dave
The
Pissing And Moaning Of Christ - By Gary
@ TSHIRTHELL.com
Ivan
Youngblood Speaks - By Ivan @ TSHIRTHELL.COM
Bush
Announces New Anti Gay Marriage Tactic
- By Hugo Flores
Where Is
The Love? - By Gary @ TSHIRTHELL.com
Bush
Unveils New Campaign Strategy - By Everythingisayistrue
New Winner's
Platform Will Be "I Before E Except
After C." - By Jim Manzeer
Bush
Admits TV Ads Are A "Sham"
- By A_High_Ranking_US_Official
"Real"
Papa Smurf Caught In Sex Scandal - By
Joel The Artist, Not The Cartoon
Kerry Tells
Stories Of Hippy Days - By A_High_Ranking_US_Official
Rumsfeld
Pleads "Not Guilty" - By A_High_Ranking_US_Official
McDonald's
Excites Adults With New Happy Meal -
By J B Cougar
Powell
Interview Deemed Too Hot For TV - By
J B Cougar
Boy Born
From 21-Year-Old Sperm, Drinks Beer
- By J B Cougar
Simpson
Says New Reality Series is Cutting Edge
- By J B Cougar
Bush Announces
New NASA Technology - By A_High_Ranking_US_Official
Rush Limbaugh
is Transformed - By Jim (Browserman)
Sullivan
Bush: "I
Am Indeed A Liar" - By A_High_Ranking_US_Official
Lethal Weapon
Psalm 6 - Ron Brynaert
Naked Truth
- By Gary @ TSHIRTHELL.com
Democratic
Unnatural Convention - By Gary @ TSHIRTHELL.com
You
Can't Beat It - By Gary @ TSHIRTHELL.com
Get Your
Rant On! - By T.L. Shitfuck
POLL:
Saddam Hussein Would Win Election -
By J B Cougar
Fuck EU,
Europe - By Gary @ TSHIRTHELL.com
Here
I Am, To Fuck You Like A Hurricane -
By Gary @ TShirthell.com
So,
I guess Superman V is out, huh? - By
Gary @ TShirthell.com
My Vagina
- By Gary @ TShirthell.com
The
Right To Bare Arms... And Everything
Else - By Carah Fremont
Republicans
Take Over Country, Dictionary - By Rebecca
Ingber
Evidence
Mounting: Rome Was Built In A Day! -
By Carah Fremont
Shecky's
And Sharkey's Announce Drinking And
Driving School - By Daniel Maurer
Near
Fatal Accident in Overmash Colorado
- By Bob Gailer
Hell
For The Holidays - By Gary @ TShirthell.com
|A Day In The
Life Of T-Shirt Hell - By Gary @ TShirthell.com
|He Was
Hung By The Chimney, Well Hung - By
Gary @ TShirthell.com
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