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Martha Stewart To Profit From Prison Term

LOS ANGELES, CA - After being found guilty and being sentence to a prison term starting in June, Martha Stewart has already began to see the possibility of profiting from her insider trading crimes.

Stewart has already signed a book deal with Doubleday publishing. This book is rumored to be about her daily activities while she is in prison and will be written from the pages of her very own prison journal.

She also is in negotiations with the newly formed Prison network for a weekly program called “Brighten Your Cell” in which Stewart will give viewers weekly advice on how to make their prison cells more like home and will also have tips on how you can make a weapon or digging utensil out of everyday items in a jail.

The show will also have recipies to make penitentiary food taste better and sewing demonstrations for when you need to sew your cell mates mouth shut if they are going to rat on you and your secret plan.

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Stewart is also in thinking about releasing a monthly magazine much like “Martha Stewart Living” but more directed to the convict in everyone. The magazine is rumored to be called, “Martha Stewart – LIFE”.

“Martha is a very adaptable lady, she knows how to make the best out of any sitiation. She is happy she has been convicted and is looking forward to all the cash she will make because of her conviction.” said Stewarts Attorney Gene Rageli

It is not know if Stewart plans on investing any of this money in the near future.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike


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