Edition
1: 9/27/2003 - 10/05/2003
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Wendy's
To Offer Pimpin in Small, Medium
& Biggie Sizes
*
Mother Angelica
To Release Nuns Of Steel Workout
Video
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NBC Announces The
Jefferson's Return To Prime Time
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2: 10/6/2003 - 10/12/2003
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Christina
Aguilera Files Suit Against Britney,
Justin, Madonna
* Bay
Area Rapist AKA Charles Stoddard AKA
Chilly Willy Paroled
* Tiger
Makes Magician's Face Disappear
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& Comics
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3: 10/13/2003 - 10/19/2003
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Family
of Shark Bite Victim Sues Shark
*
Gilbert
Gottfried Prime Suspect In Slaying
Of Rival Annoying, Shrill Comedian
*
Kool-Aid
Man Bursts Through Wall, Maims Children
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& Comics
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4: 10/20/2003 - 10/26/2003
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BREAKING
NEWS: Man's Wife Asks if she "Looks
Fat", Scrotum Still Intact
* Amish
Girls Gone Wild
*
Fox News
Sues Faux-Newz
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& Comics
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5: 10/27/2003 - 11/2/2003
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Masturbation
Reduces Risk of Cancer. Feel Free
to Rub One Out.
*
The Results
Are In. Women Are Really Easy!
*
Croc
Hunter & Wife To Settle Custody
Battle On Celebrity Boxing
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& Comics
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6: 11/3/2003 - 11/9/2003
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Truth
be told: I think David Blain Is Osama
Bin Laden
*
Italian
Workers Strike: Productivity Reaches
New High.
*
Slinky
Co-Inventor Dies In Freak Accident
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Edition
7: 11/10/2003 - 11/16/2003
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New
"Weed" Growing on Yale University's
Hallowed Walls Is Not Ivy!
* Drastic
Measures Taken to Enforce Smoking
Ban
* Catholic
Bishop Demoted To Priest After "Jeebus"
Debacle
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8: 11/17/2003 - 11/23/2003
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Al Sharpton
Releases Anti-Black List
*
Boy's
Lifestyle Causes Father to Disown
Him
*
78% Of
All Civil Servants Are Gay
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Edition
9: 11/24/2003 - 11/30/2003
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Bush
Pledges To Bring Troops Home Before
2004 Election
*
Michael
Jackson Fingers Bubbles
* Singer
for the Righteous Brothers "Loses
that Livin’ Feeling"
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Comics & Horoscopes
Edition
10: 12/1/2003 - 12/7/2003
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Bathrobes
Not So Gay After All, Study Concludes
*
Number
of Military Deserters on the Rise
*
Local
Militant Group Starts Grease Fire
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Edition
11: 12/8/2003 - 12/14/2003
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Mr.
T No Longer Pities The Fool
*
Abercrombie
and Fitch Accused of Discrimination
*
Horrible
Wet Fart Breaches Underwear, Pants
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Edition
12: 12/15/2003 - 12/21/2003
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BREAKING NEWS: Bin
Laden Found Hiding In Saddam’s
Esophagus
*
Fat
Woman Seen Crying At Third Tragic
Event This Month
* Asian
Orphans New "Tickle Me Elmos"
*
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Comics & Horoscopes
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13: 12/22/2003 - 12/28/2003
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Mini
Cooper Announces The Release of New
SUV
*
RIAA
Takes Drastic New Steps To Prevent
File Sharing
*
State
Police Invade Sorority Houses
*
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Comics & Horoscopes
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14: 12/29/2003 - 1/4/2004
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Man
Falsely States He Likes Fruitcake
*
notreal.com
To Offer Fake Products
*
Film
Discovery Prompts Scientists To Simplify
Crossbreeding Project
*
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Comics & Horoscopes
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15: 1/5/2004 - 1/11/2004
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New
Reality Show Plagued With Problems
*
Bush
Makes Another Empty Gesture To Brown
People
*
Resolutions
Get Stranger, Easier To Ignore
*
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Comics & Horoscopes
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16: 1/12/2004 - 1/18/2004
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Man
Found 15 Days After Quake Happily
Surrounded By Balls
*
Internet
Stalkers On The Rise?
*
English
Language To Be Phased Out By '05
*
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Comics & Horoscopes
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17: 1/19/2004 - 1/25/2004
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Breaking
News: Microsoft To Change Name
*
Man Finally
Finds Bigfoot, Sort Of
*
It's
Martin Luther King Day, Cracker!
*
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Comics & Horoscopes
Edition
18: 1/26/2004 - 2/1/2004
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BREAKING
NEWS: Starbucks To Introduce Coffee
Flavored Coffee
*
Cereal
Tiger Euthanized After Wild Attack
*
John
Kerry On Iowa Caucus Win, "Cooler,
Misshapen Heads will Prevail"
*
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Comics & Horoscopes
Edition
18.5: 2/2/2004 - 2/8/2004
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BREAKING
NEWS: Tha Mike Is Still Alive But
There
Will Be No Faux-Newz Update This Week
Edition
19: 2/9/2004 - 2/15/2004
*
Woman
Does Civic Duty "Milking The
Homeless"
*
Walrus
Stampede Kills 57 At Eskimo Festival
*
Semen
Approved By Atkins Institute
*
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Comics & Horoscopes
Edition
20: 2/16/2004 - 2/22/2004
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Jaleel
White (Urkel) Flexes Back Into The
Limelight
* MIB's
To Send Jackson‚s Back Into
Space
* You
Are All Pathetic Sheep - By Gary @
TSHIRTHELL.com
*
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Comics & Horoscopes
Edition
21: 2/23/2004 - 2/29/2004
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Southern
White Man Racist To Own Color
*
"We Were Hijacked By Al
Qaeda, I Had A Great Time!"
*
Dasher, and Prancer Up For
Arbitration
*
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Comics & Horoscopes
Edition
22: 3/1/2004 - 3/14/2004
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The
Assassin Christ: An HBO Original Series
*
Osama
Bin Laden Makes It To Afghani Idol
Finals
*
NFL
To Draft Female Players
*
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Comics & Horoscopes
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23: 3/15/2004 - 3/28/2004
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Burger King Announces
Passion Of The Christ Kids Meals
*
Martha
Stewart To Profit From Prison Term
*
Bush
Announces New Anti Gay Marriage Tactic
*
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Comics & Horoscopes
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24: 3/29/2004 - 4/11/2004
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PETA Attacks
Hooter’s Restaurant Chain
* Earth
To Change Rotation, Chaos To Ensue
* Study
Shows Liars, Thieves & Cheaters
Enjoy Better Lives
*
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Comics & Horoscopes
Edition
25: 4/12/2004 - 4/25/2004
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Tax Tips From
Russell Paika Esq.
* Kerry Defines Bush
* Trump
To Fire Hair
*
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Comics & Horoscopes
Edition
26: 4/26/2004 - 5/9/2004
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Highway Crew
Exclaims "We've Been Fucking
Off For 6 Months"
* Russell Paika's
Prom Tips
* Bush
To Cheney: "You Complete Me"
*
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Comics & Horoscopes
Edition
27: 5/10/2004 - 5/23/2004
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USA Network To
Air Series Finale Of Rumsfeld
* NBC: "Kudrow,
Aniston & Cox To Star In Golden
Girls 2004"
* Bush
Sort Of Sorry. Rumsfeld Too, Perhaps
*
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Edition
28: 5/24/2004 - 6/6/2004
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McDonald's
Excites Adults With New Happy Meald
* Satan: "With
Bush In Office, My Job Has Never Been
Easier"
*
Rumsfeld Pleads "Not Guilty"
*
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Comics & Horoscopes
Edition
29: 6/7/2004 - 6/20/2004
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Rodriguez
Takes On "El Mariachi vs. Natural
Born Killers"
* Ronald Reagan Beats
Smarty Jones At The Belmont, Dies
Shortly After
*
Republicans: "Liberals Have Bigger
Penises"
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Comics & Horoscopes
Edition
30: 6/21/2004 - 7/4/2004
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Bush
In Stable Condition After Shooting
Self In Foot
* Rush Limbaugh is
Transformed
*
Bush: "I Am Indeed
A Liar"
*
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Edition
31: 7/5/2004 - 7/18/2004
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Saddam
Pleads His Case
*
Mary Kate Olsen In
Rehab For Drug/Sex Addiction
* First
Day Of Summer, Bummer For Lost Pooch
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Comics & Horoscopes
Edition
32: 7/19/2004 - 8/1/2004
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Presidential
Elections Postponed
*
Bush Rash Symptoms,
Causes And Prevention
* Dubya
Not Happy With Dick
*
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Comics & Horoscopes
Edition
33: 8/2/2004 - 8/15/2004
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Cochran:
Saddam Endured Hours Of Non-Stop South
Park
*
Orange
County vs West Coast - Chopper T-Shirt
Gang Wars
*
Jesus Campaigns For Kerry;
Satan Backs Bush
*
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Comics & Horoscopes
Edition
34: 8/16/2004 - 8/29/2004
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Terrorism
Is "So 15 Minutes Ago"
*
Rick Dees Confused
For Rick James, Thought Dead
*
Female
Fans Swamp Cheney Tour Bus
*
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Comics & Horoscopes
Edition
35: 10/4/2004 - 10/17/2004
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Get
Your Rant On!
*
Bush Suffering From
Trojan War Flashbacks
*
Plot
Distracts from Sex Scenes, Says Local
Man
*
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Comics & Horoscopes
Edition
36: 10/18/2004 - 10/31/2004 (uttershit.hey.fu)
*
Bush
Campaign On Temporary Hiatus
*
So
I Guess Superman V Is Out, Huh?
*
My
Vagina
*
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Comics & Horoscopes
Edition
37: 11/01/2004 - 11/14/2004
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Presidential
Elections Postponed
*
Kerry
Defines Bush
*
Bush
Campaign On Temporary Hiatus
*
This Is A Best Of
Political Issue In Honor Of The Presidentail
Election
Edition
38: 11/15/2004 - 11/28/2004
*
P.
Diddy Kills 27th Non-Voter In Second
Week
*
Peterson
Case Bad News For Murderous Adulterers
*
Bush
Win Bad For Country, Good For Satire
*
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& Horoscopes
Edition
39: 12/13/2004 - 12/26/2004
*
Bush
Decries Ukraine Election Chaos
*
Steroid Use
Alleged in Jeopardy Champ's Run
*
"Gaydar"
Malfunction Causes Awkward Situation
at Christmas Party
*
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& Horoscopes
Edition
40: 1/17/2005 - 1/30/2005
*
Keister
Family
Tired
Of
Being
Butt
Of
Jokes
*
The Top Ten
Most Annoying Things Of 2004
*
President
Rushes Aid To Tsunami Survivors
*
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& Horoscopes
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