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British Question NASA
Involvement In Beagle 2 Debacle

Beagle 2 was the little British probe that couldn’t. The high tech umbrella sized instrument was slated to land on the surface of Mars on December 25, but the project team has received no transmission from the probe as of yet, and tensions are beginning to rise between the European Space Agency and it’s American counterpart, NASA...

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English Language To
Be Phased Out By '05

An unexpected and quite unprecedented decision was made on Sunday at a special session of the United Nations General Assembly to completely eliminate the language of English from regular usage by January 1st, 2005...

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Man Found 15 Days After Quake Happily Surrounded By Balls

Fifteen days after being buried underneath earthquake rubble, a 23 year old man was found alive and in excellent health in the Iranian city of Bam, an International Red Cross spokesman reported...

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Internet Stalkers
On The Rise?

It's 8pm on a Thursday night, you are in your usual chat room or message board. You are discussing life or philosophy or grandma's old cookie recipe. Little do you know your comments are being watched, every word you type. Everything is being read. You have an Internet stalker...

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