I realized it could only mean one thing.
I have an Internet stalker. What I say
is so original, no-one could come up
with that on their own."
She continued, "I can't go anywhere
I used to now because I know this stalker
is out there, reading my every word,
knowing my inner most thoughts, probably
spanking it to just the thought of my
name, it's terrible."
Most internet experts agree that while
there may be some cases of internet
stalkers, it is not a big deal like
scores of female internet users are
claiming.
"The ladies stating these claims
have to realize that if you put it on
the net, everyone can read it, so by
means, if a female posts on fark.com
then to her, everyone on that site is
a stalker", said 34 year old self
proclaimed internet expert Spencer McGee.
"I go to a lot of forums, blogs,
chat rooms, message boards, et cetera.
I don't post but I do enjoy reading.
That doesn't make me a stalker, I just
think these women are either idiots
or searching for attention. Either way,
I don't think woman should be on the
net unless it is pictures of them naked,
offering free cyber sex or running a
no charge all nude all the time web
cam. I mean really, what more could
women offer?" finished, McGee.
It should come as no surprise that McGee
is single and still living at home with
his parents.
Only time will tell if the Internet
stalker claims are true. Until then,
just for the love of god be careful
what you write on the net.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike
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