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Saddam Pleads
His Case

The former president of Iraq, Saddam Hussein was charged with numerous counts of genocide, murder, and crimes against humanity in a court ruled by Iraq’s new interim government on Thursday.

Hussein was smug and sometimes apprehensive during the proceedings, which lasted about 26 minutes...

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Mary Kate Olsen In Rehab
For Drug/Sex Addiction

Faux-Newz is reporting a cocaine/sex addiction is the reason why Mary-Kate Olsen has checked into Chit Chat, a Wernersville based rehab center outside of Reading, PA.

A publicist said only that Mary-Kate checked into the rehab center to get professional help for a health-related issue, but according faux-newz.com...

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First Day Of Summer,
Bummer For Lost Pooch

California Budget - As part of his budget proposal, the governor had asked the Legislature to repeal a 1998 law that requires the shelters to hold animals for up to six days before killing them. The governor had wanted to save money by cutting the waiting period in half...

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Lightning Bugs Found
To Cure Cancer

A Professor from Princeton University has concluded a 11 year study this week and announced that Lightning Bugs are the missing link in humanities long search for a cure for Cancer. "Minuscule amounts of radiation are omitted from Lightning Bugs every time they flash their hind quarters..

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Americans Oooh and Aahh At Iraqi
Weapons Of Mass Destruction

(Monday, July 5th) Millions of Americans yesterday were facinated and impressed with the newest and greatest firework displays in recent memory...

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