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Professor El-Prakash said, "After
hearing the heart-warming story of Billy
Monanacy, I thought there had to be
some kind of connection. My colleagues,
chalked it up to happiness (mind healing)
or coincidence, but I am glad to say
that I believed otherwise and I am the
reason why cancer will finally be wiped
off the face of the earth. I should
have thought of it sooner though. It
all makes sense to me now that adults,
the elderly and children not allowed
outside get Cancer. They do not come
in contact with the necessary radiation
to save their lives."
When asked when the treatment will be
approved by the FDA, FDA Spokesperson
Tamara Wheatley responded, "We
at the FDA are waiting to release final
approval because quite frankly, we believe
the Medical and Pharmaceutical communities
will pay us off with billions of dollars
or their industries will crumble."
Professor Kadul El-Prakash is now experimenting
with beetle dung mixed with elephant
urine with the hopes it will someday
cure AIDS.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike
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