Faux-Newz - Americans Oooh and Aahh At Iraqi Weapons Of Mass Destruction

Americans Oooh and Aahh At Iraqi Weapons Of Mass Destruction

FN NEWS WIRE - (Monday, July 5th) Millions of Americans yesterday were facinated and impressed with the newest and greatest firework displays in recent memory.

Apparently U.S. And Allied Forces had in fact found Iraqi Weapons Of Mass Destruction and after thorough testing scientist have concluded that they weren't dangerous at all.

The U.S. Government decided then to announce that they did not find these weapons and the sold them to cities and carnivals around the country to use in their yearly Independence Day fire works displays.

Weapons Of Mass Distraction

"These Iraqi W.O.M.D. Turned out to be wonderful for entertaining Americans because they flash very brightly and also have wonderful booming sound. Selling them has really paid off in the long run for the Government." said A High Ranking US Official.

One may wonder where this news story is going however, I have completely ran out of gas with it and I have no idea where I wanted to go with it in the first place.

My apologies, Happy 4th Of July!

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
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