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McDonald's Excites Adults
With New Happy Meal

When announced, the addition of “Adult Happy Meals” to the McDonald’s line of usually debilitating fast food offerings was seen as a godsend to the widening American public, whose insatiable appetite for all things grease has now received a much needed shot in arm of greens, water and adult entertainment....

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Satan: "With Bush In Office,
My Job Has Never Been Easier"

The Devil was overheard saying to his advisors earlier this week that he has enjoyed sitting back and watching the world burn to ashes without any of his will being imposed on the human race.

Satan said, "With Bush In Office, My Job Has Never Been Easier!...

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FBI Raids Huffy Co.
Headquarters

Federal agents swarmed to the corporate offices of Huffy, the most popular bicycle manufacturer in the United States, in a pre-dawn raid on Monday, bureau officials said...

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Rumsfeld Pleads
"Not Guilty"

Today Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld plead 'Not Guilty' in front of the Senate Armed Service Committee in response to charges of prisoner abuse, according to a high ranking US Official...

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