Gas
Prices
Ok we all know by now
that gas prices are going to stay no
matter what the public does or has to
say about it. Big business has spoken
along side of our beloved assholes of
a federal government and has basically
told us to bad prepare for more gas
raises and that’s the way it is.
So now we have been thought the pissing
and moaning stage and I really feel
our only next move here to at least
make the transition to getting royally
fucked at the pump a more enjoyable
one
.
If we can’t stop the gas gouging,
then we as the public can make these
oil companies and gas stations at least
compete for our business.
#1 Let’s add radios we can change
the stations on at the pump while we
are pumping so we don’t miss that
favorite song of ours.
#2 Next lets at least demand that if
we are paying out the kazoo for gas
then the last 30 cents of what I am
pumping shouldn’t take as long
as the first 30 dollars did. Speed it
the fuck up. How hard can it be to have
a pump shut down right at 32 dollars?
You definitely have the money now to
fix it.
#3 I also would like a cigarette vender
outside at the pumps so I don’t
have to go inside to get a pack of smoke.
Along with soda machines at each pump.
#4 Bring back the windshield-wiping
guy.
#5 Clean up your private bathrooms and
make them usable for the public. You
have the extra cash now, so do it.
#6 finally, last but not least, at least
has someone there to give me goddamn
reach around while I am getting fucked
in the ass for no apparent reason, so
at least I don’t feel completely
violated.
Get the word
out people. Let’s have these assholes
fight for our business.
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