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By thamike.com
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Creu's Crisis Center

Gas Prices

Ok we all know by now that gas prices are going to stay no matter what the public does or has to say about it. Big business has spoken along side of our beloved assholes of a federal government and has basically told us to bad prepare for more gas raises and that’s the way it is.

So now we have been thought the pissing and moaning stage and I really feel our only next move here to at least make the transition to getting royally fucked at the pump a more enjoyable one
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If we can’t stop the gas gouging, then we as the public can make these oil companies and gas stations at least compete for our business.

#1 Let’s add radios we can change the stations on at the pump while we are pumping so we don’t miss that favorite song of ours.

#2 Next lets at least demand that if we are paying out the kazoo for gas then the last 30 cents of what I am pumping shouldn’t take as long as the first 30 dollars did. Speed it the fuck up. How hard can it be to have a pump shut down right at 32 dollars? You definitely have the money now to fix it.

#3 I also would like a cigarette vender outside at the pumps so I don’t have to go inside to get a pack of smoke. Along with soda machines at each pump.

#4 Bring back the windshield-wiping guy.

#5 Clean up your private bathrooms and make them usable for the public. You have the extra cash now, so do it.

#6 finally, last but not least, at least has someone there to give me goddamn reach around while I am getting fucked in the ass for no apparent reason, so at least I don’t feel completely violated.

Get the word out people. Let’s have these assholes fight for our business.

Creu


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