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Rodriguez Takes On "El Mariachi
vs. Natural Born Killers"

Mexican American director Robert Rodriguez has taken on a new challenge. Collaborating with producer Quentin Tarantino and Miramax Films, he has begun pre-production on “Some Cut Deep,” an all-encompassing sequel to “El Mariachi, “Desperado,” “Once Upon A Time In Mexico,” and Oliver Stone’s “Natural Born Killers.” ....

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Ronald Reagan Beats Smarty Jones At The Belmont, Dies Shortly After

In one of the weirdest sports stories this century, Smarty Jones' bid for coveted Triple Crown was foiled Saturday by none other than Ronald Reagan .

Heading into the stretch of the 136th Belmont Stakes, Smarty Jones was in the clear and eternal glory was beckoning...

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Republicans:
"Liberals Have Bigger Penises"

In a press conference Thursday, Republican officials admitted that their decades-long tirades against "liberal" Democrats was merely a case of penis envy. "They've always had bigger cocks, we just can't compete,"...

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Boy Born From 21-Year-Old
Sperm, Drinks Beer

An British woman who gave birth to a baby boy using sperm from her husband that was frozen 21 years earlier is now at the center of an international controversy after she and her son entered a local pub and consumed a total of six pints of Guinness following his birth...

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