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"For some reason, the guys over
at NASA think space is a high priority,"
said the President. "But after
I accused them of being in cahoots with
the evildoers, and promised that they
would be sent to Abu Ghraib, they relented."
Chuckling, the President added, "I
think they made a good decision."
General Ricardo Sanchez, recently returned
from operations in Iraq, will head the
new NASA project dubbed by the President
as "Operation Eat This."
Gen. Sanchez commented to reporters
from his home in Rio Grande, Texas that
the new heavily armed shuttles would
travel daily from Florida to Iraq.
"Every day, we are going to send
our shuttles via space travel to Iraq.
We estimate that they can travel there
in a smidgen under 5 seconds. Now that's
fast."
In a press conference from The Pentagon,
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld
noted that the U.S. was simply doing
"what is necessary to win the war
in the Middle East."
"To win this war, the US is willing
to pool together all its resources,"
Rumsfeld said while staring down the
reporter who asked the question. "We
need our fastest and most scary planes,
and obviously those boys over at NASA
have them."
The President estimates that the weapons
will be ready by the November elections.
"Now this is what I call an exit
strategy," he said.
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