During a recent interview with FOX reporter Greta Van Susteren, acquitted murderer O.J. Simpson declared an end to his search for the "real killers" and a beginning to his voyage back into mainstream entertainment on a new reality show.

"It's me doing gags as Juice... what they call "juicing" people," the double murderer said.

This is not the first reality series for Simpson, who cut his teeth on a Court TV series called "The OJ Simpson Trial" that ran from 1994-1995. "The Juice" played a man who had to convince a group of 12 unintelligent Americans that "bloody glove," "DNA evidence" and "guilty" are not factors that belong in a criminal murder trial.
Host Johnny Cochran played the smooth-as-ice criminal defense attorney that proved multimillion-dollar trials can, in fact, be decided by snug clothing and catchy one-liners, and not by overachieving ideas like "common sense" or "justice."

Simpson said the new reality show will be a takeoff on MTV's "Punk'd", a hidden-camera show featuring Ashton Kutcher pulling pranks on celebrities.

Simpson produced several clips of the new show, which show the butcher of Southern California engaging in hilarious pranks involving Marcia Clark, Scott Peterson and even Punk'd creator Ashton Kutcher.
"In this one, I juice Ashton Kutcher and his bitch of a cheating girlfriend Demi Moore," said a frothing at the mouth Simpson. As of press time, there had been no confirmation from either Moore's or Kutcher's publicist that any infidelity had occurred in the relationship.

The clip, which Simpson introduced as "something that will put any cheesy al-Qaeda execution video to shame," begins with a hidden camera filming Kutcher and Moore standing on a stone walkway leading into Moore's Hollywood home. After a few moments, Simpson, clad in a black jumpsuit and matching ski mask, approaches the couple form behind. A large butcher's knife can be plainly seen in Simpson's right hand. As Simpson is seen raising the blade, the clip abruptly ends.

"You'll have to tune in to see what I do next," Simpson said.

Filming for the series has already wrapped, Simpson said, and when asked about the show's chances of finding a network he ranked them as "beyond a reasonable doubt."

"I'm not going to lose my head over it," the football star turned psychopathic killer said when asked if not getting picked up would hurt his feelings, "but ask me that again, Greta, and I'll make sure you lose yours."

It was not immediately known if Simpson" was "juicing" Van Susteren as part of a promotion for the show, or if he truly intended to become his own copycat killer.

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J B Cougar