Bush
In Stable Condition After
Shooting Self In Foot
President
George W. Bush is in stable condition
after an apparent mishap while
playing with a loaded pistol in
the Oval Office. The pistol, a
Colt .45 that once belonged to
deposed Iraqi dictator Saddam
Hussein, went off as the president
was showing off the weapon to
a Secret Service officer. The
weapon had been given to him as
a “trophy” by military
officials after Saddam’s
capture in a “spider-hole”
in Iraq...
Take a good look
at the well-dressed man in this
photo. He no longer exists in
that form! Rush Limbaugh, conservative
talk show host and celebrity beloved
by millions of fans known as ditto
heads, has gone through an abrupt
and some might say shocking transformation
in his image - a complete transformation
of his public persona. We were
the first to interview the changed
Rush after his recent two week
stay at the Change-Your-Life addiction
center...
Last week, America
was not alone in the mourning
of a great president. Many nations
gathered around candlelight vigils,
singing the praises of a great
man. Al Haig was one of the most
influential presidents of the
20th century...
President Bush,
in Houston to celebrate his father's
80th birthday, told reporters
that earlier in the day he had
been clinically diagnosed by a
Texas psychiatrist as being a
pathological liar, according to
a high ranking US official...
After impressing
the world with his prodigious
acting abilities in front of international
audiences, Colin Powell has been
tapped by officially official
officials to share the lead with
Mel Gibson in his next movie,
"Lethal Weapon Psalm 6."...
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