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Bush Announces New
Plan To Lower Taxes

President Bush announced that, despite overwhelming deficits on the local, state and national levels, he plans to introduce tax reductions for all income brackets in 2004. Supporters (a.k.a. rich friends of GWB’s dad) are heralding the President as the second coming.

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Mr. T No Longer
Pities The Fool

Laurence Tureaud, AKA Mr. T best know for his role as Sgt. Bosco Albert 'B.A./Bad Attitude' Baracus and Clubber Lang in Rocky III announced in a press conference this week that he no longer "Pities The Fool."

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Abercrombie and Fitch
Accused of Discrimination

The remarkably fraternally-fantastic clothing store, Abercrombie and Fitch, has been the target of criticism over the past several years.  The trend-embracing monolith has been accused of discriminating against minorities, the overweight, ugly people, and fat ugly minorities.

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Faux-Newz Editorial:
OSA, STFU

Operation: Save America has always been an organization that I've only had a passing knowledge of.  In fact, upon hearing the name I came to the assumption of “Jesus freaks” and was right. Well, to my surprise, I've found that these arrogant, fervent theists have been around my town for over a year.

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Horrible Wet Fart Breaches Underwear, Pants
Paris Hilton Caught In Second Scandal
ThaMike.com Writer to Author Kids’ Health Text
Man Seizes Control of Sun, Sends Ransom Demand to UN

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Holiday Seasonings
Meat Loaf Advised To Change Name
Consumer Group Releases Annual List of Unsafe and Age Inappropriate Toys
President Bush Critically Injures Man With Golf Ball
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Newz For The Week Of
12/8/03 - 12/14/03

Issue # 11

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Bigfoot Apprehended...
Beaten To Death By Police
Boat
We Gonna Needa
Bigga Boat Yo

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