“Meat
isn’t happy about having another
name change. It means he’ll
have to go to the DMV and deal with
all the bureaucracy. I wonder
what he’ll do with all those huge
pairs of pajamas with his name embroidered
on them. Well, I guess they can serve
as huge tents for homeless people in
the area,” Said Meat Loaf’s
manager, Stu Jackson. He continued.
“I guess right now the names he
is toying with is either Tofu Loaf or
Banana Bread.”
Meat Loaf was not available for comment
but we’ve heard if you listen
real closely while standing outside
of his Beverly Hills Mansion at night
you can hear him say over and over,
“My name is Robert Paulson.”
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike
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