“This
Drawing's A Piece Of Shit,”
Mutters Father To Wife
Beth Millton , 5, smiled
with glee upon completing her
7-minute masterpiece.
After carefully putting away
her paints and other various
tools , she grabbed her freshly
painted artwork , eager to show
it off to Mom and Dad.
“Jack needs to learn to
talk and so the commissioner
wants to teach him,” explained
Beth , trying to answer the
growing concerns from her parents,
such as why this person has
blood flowing from their head
and how come he has yellow drooping
ears.
“And what is that on his
lip? Is he drooling?”
complained her father.
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Scientist
Discovers That Pointing At
Things Validates Them Quicker
Randolph Turner, director of
the Virginia Department of Historic
Resources' Portsmouth Regional
Office, points to a map Tuesday,
May 6, 2003, in Gloucester,
Va., as he discusses the effects
of pointing at objects to intensify
one's point.
He reiterated that pointing
is now scientifically proven
to increase the impact of ones
point. He also added that clasping
one hand in the other in synchronization
with the syllables of the final
sentence of a point also strengthens
the point, clasping his hands
as he said those very words.
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Turner
Demonstrates how to
point in his
seminar: “Lets
point YOU , directionally,
in
the areas of things
that involve pointing”
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Loudmouth
Fat Fuck Can't Find The
Pork Section In Local Wal-Mart
Larry Feeble, a retired painter
from South Dakota, exuberantly
voiced his frustration at not
being able to find the section
of pork after 8 minutes of looking
through each isle of his local
Wal-Mart.
After looking for an additional
3 minutes, exhausted and out
of breath, Larry returned to
his pick-up truck and drove
home empty handed, along with
an empty stomach.
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Protestors
Kind Of Motivated To Protest
Rising voices , requesting that
the United States release -
or at least loosen its occupational
grip on Iraq are starting to
talk about making plans to consider
the purpose of getting organized
to protest.
To date , no resolution has
been confirmed as to what name
this protesting group will be
called.
“The almost fight”
and “Maybe you should
listen...” among others,
have been considered.
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Written by Faux-Newz
Staff Writer
Crushkill
www.crushkill.com
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