In
an exclusive interview with Faux-Newz,
T opened up to us and showed us his
kinder, gentler side.
FN -
Why are you releasing your own version
of Hooked-On-Phonics?
T -
Listen here fool, T is tired of seeing
little childrens not spelling so good
or doing well in school. T feels that
they aren't properly motivated and they
need a good kick in the ass.
FN -
What makes you feel that your program
can help them?
T - Well,
I never had to study in school ‘cause
I had a photographic memory. So I am
going to try and instill that version
of myself into these childrens with
fear, threats, headlocks and a shit
load of whoop ass.
FN -
Very interesting... Finally, in an interview
earlier this week Dr. Phil was quoted
as saying that you are an illiterate
wash up and no one would give a shit
if you would have died from your illness
a few years back. Is there anything
else you'd like to add to that comment?
T - Ohhhh
that Dr Phil makes T so angry! I pity
the fool that disrespects Mr. T and
doesn't want childrens to unleashify
their full potential!
Mr T's ABC-123's is expected to sell
like hotcakes this holiday season.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike
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