Well it's not really breaking, or even news.
It just really needed to be said.
Currently
in our Shit...
..,,..This
Just In - Our forum is now up to 8 users!
......Hey
Did Ya Know -We
have no talent
......Oh
by the way -We
have no lives
......It's
Apparent
-We wish
we were Americans
......Miranda's
Moment -After this, all 6 of my personalities
are really going to plot
......Don't
forget -We'll
set our clocks back even though we
have no where to go
......P.S.
-Even though
I'm large, I have thin skin
......Weekly
Column -With your favorite writer
Lew Zer
......Holy
Shit -Someone laughed at our site...
Internet takes collective runny shit
......We
hope you know
-We want
a public apology
......P.P.S
-We don't
like you any more
......We
say -Waaaaahhhhh Waaahhhhh Wahhhhhh
......Hypocrites
Corner -We poke fun... but no-one
should do it to us
......Stock
Market Update
-Stocks crash
as uttershit.hey.fu goes public
......P.P.P.S.
-Britney
Spears has fake boobs
... ..Teen
Beat -Michael Jackson sleeps with
boys
......Captain
Obvious -If there was no Britney Spears,
we would have nothing
Links not working
above? You need to realize we have no content.