Utter Shit Utter Shit
Un-funny, non original, hypocritical pathetic shit for the unsophisticated wanker
(what do you expect... we're British)
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Faux Newz

Headlines
Bush Campaign On
Temporary Hiatus
So, I Guess Superman
V Is Out, Huh?
My Vagina

Fat Chance
Toonz

Fat Chance
Gregory
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Breaking News

Miranda voted biggest skank!

Well it's not really breaking, or even news.
It just really needed to be said.

Currently in our Shit...


..,,..This Just In - Our forum is now up to 8 users!
......Hey Did Ya Know -
We have no talent
......Oh by the way -
We have no lives
......It's Apparent -
We wish we were Americans
......Miranda's Moment -
After this, all 6 of my personalities are really going to plot
......Don't forget -
We'll set our clocks back even though we have no where to go
......P.S. -
Even though I'm large, I have thin skin
......Weekly Column -
With your favorite writer Lew Zer
......Holy Shit -
Someone laughed at our site... Internet takes collective runny shit
......We hope you know -
We want a public apology
......P.P.S -
We don't like you any more
......We say -
Waaaaahhhhh Waaahhhhh Wahhhhhh
......Hypocrites Corner -
We poke fun... but no-one should do it to us
......Stock Market Update -
Stocks crash as uttershit.hey.fu goes public
......P.P.P.S. -
Britney Spears has fake boobs
... ..Teen Beat -
Michael Jackson sleeps with boys
......Captain Obvious -
If there was no Britney Spears, we would have nothing


Links not working above? You need to realize we have no content.
Tha Mike