I had to use hedge trimmers just
to cut through the anti-perspirant-paste
dreadlocks. You can just imagine what
goes on in his nether regions."
But we'd rather not.
For the next two weeks, President
Bush will be in Philadelphia, PA undergoing
a rigorous regimen of laser hair removal
sessions at the Sona
Laser Hair Removal Center.
"We've arranged for the President
to have a personal suite for the duration
of his stay, and a team of technicians
will be working around the clock to
get him back on the campaign trail
as soon as possible," comments
Dick Pitfur, Sona's press coordinator.
So far the White House's press relations
people have neither confirmed nor
denied whether this is the case. They
only say the President will be back
to the campaign as soon as possible.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Nerraux Mason
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