| Believe me, if
I had an accident and my penis was turned
inside out so that every time I took
a piss it came out my nose, you'd better
believe I'd spend some time looking
for the cure for inside out penisitis.
I think I would discover I had a real
passion for it that I was previously
unaware of.
Do you want to know who you should look
up to? Me. Because every
day I put up with an ocean of shit from
small minded idiots and big corporations
who want me to shut up and go away.
Well it's not going to happen.
Not until they pry this keyboard from
my cold dead hands. And that's
not easy. I got this keyboard
by prying it out of some other guy's
cold dead hands and it was tough.
I had to break all of his fingers.
I'm just kidding. He wasn't really
dead.
Written
& Submitted by
Gary
From TSHIRTHELL.com
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