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Sir Russell Paika’s
Holiday Tip-Jar

Always coerce your children to do the outside decorating.  Convince them it’s fun. As they toil away, drink a snifter of brandy and watch them from the living room window...

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Mini Cooper Announces
The Release of New SUV

Mini Cooper a division of BMW announced today that the world will be changed forever. They're talking, of course, about the release of their new monstrous SUV the Mini Magnus...

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ABC, CBS & NBC Cover
Geraldo Rivera In Spider-Hole

The big three networks ABC, CBS and NBC held a press conference today to announce that they have agreed to come together for an evening of simulcast programming...

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Deranged Man
Begins Quest

Francis ‘Mad Dog’ Balieri of Barstow Illinois, has initiated a self-imposed quest this week, to punish all those that he feels have wronged him on the internet...

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Newz For The Week Of
12/22/03 - 12/28/03

Issue # 13

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Einstein
New Photo Evidence Proves
Gene Simmons Was An
Einstein Poser
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Have You Seen This Child?
Super Pets
The "True" Super Pets
Losers
Virgin Loser Siamese Twins
To Be Seperated Next Week

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