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Deranged Man Begins Quest

FN Wire - Balieri of Barstow Illinois, has initiated a self-imposed quest this week, to punish all those that he feels have wronged him on the internet.  “I’m taking IP addresses, getting names, and kicking asses,” said the 43-year-old automotive mechanic.
 
The impetus behind this crusade comes on the heals of months of self-indulged abuse, in which Balieri engaged in heated discussion on various websites, with indolent cubicle slaves throughout the United States.  After being on the receiving end of harsh criticism for his viewpoints, Francis reached a breaking point.
 
“I just can’t take it anymore,” said Mad Dog.  “You try to get your point across and people just keep pushing you.  No one expects there to be any consequences for their actions, but it’s time that someone stepped up to the plate and woke those motherfuckers up.”

Balieri intends to start locally, and has already confronted one of his electron demons from the suburban Barstow area.

Deranged
Taking IP Addresses, Getting
Names, & Kicking Asses

Peter Gibson, a network security analyst working for an architectural firm was allegedly attacked by Balieri shortly after arriving to work.
 
The 27-year-old had just sat down at his desk, when Mad Dog came over the divider from the next cubicle in what has been described as a flying cross body assault.  Balieri was reported as screaming incoherently as he pummeled Gibson with an office fax machine.
 
Barstow police are currently looking for Francis Balieri, but have received no leads as of yet to his whereabouts.  They fear that Mad Dog has skipped town, to continue his dream outside the Barstow area.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
GhostElf


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