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New F.T.W. Tower Will Be Seen From Miles Away

NEW YORK, NY - The F.T.W. (Fuck The World) Tower, proposed to restore Lower Manhattan's skyline, will bring home the title of the world's tallest building to the United States, according to the architects, who unveiled the revised model recently.

The tower, designed to be a centerpiece of the rebuilding plan for the World Trade Center site, will rise 2,752 feet - symbolic to the number of lives lost on 9/11/01. 

The downed 110-story twin towers of the World Trade Center site were once the world's tallest structures but ranked about fifth before the attacks.

FTW Tower
An Artist Drawing Of The
To Be Built FTW Tower

The tower's square shape and appearance of the new F.T.W. Tower has been designed in a way that it can replace all of the 10 million square feet of commercial space lost in the attacks.

Architects Doug Simmons & Randolph Geiger worked together to create the design. They were asked to submit a final design this week by New York Gov. George Pataki, who wants to break ground on the building as soon as possible.

Gov. Pataki said, "We all feel that the sooner the F.T.W. Tower is completed it will really once again boost moral for this city, state and country. It will show the rest of the world the New York City attitude."

Pataki added, "Re-election is coming so it's probably smart for me to push this. Plus I think the design is hilarious. I think i'll send a picture to Rudy (Giuliani) once construction is completed. That should help him know how I really feel about him."

A broadcast antenna brings the structure's total height above 3,000 feet. There will be 163 floors of office space capped by a Coney Island Hot Dog & Hamburger Restaurant, and an all glass enclosed 70's themed Discotheque.

The F.T.W. Tower's shape is meant to echo how New Yorkers feel about everything.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike


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