According to a new poll conducted by Teen People, the constant threat of terrorist attacks has ceased to be a hot commodity with today's youth. Experts blame years of hype for the loss of terrorism's "edge. We really think the young people of America are just so used to terror alerts they know that Al Qaeda has failed to live up to expectations...

In a case of mistaken identity, Rick Dees, the longtime local disc jockey and one-time chart-topper with "Disco Duck", was confused with Rick James and pronounced dead Friday, August 6. Police are not saying how the mistake came to pass, but confirm that they have asked Mr. Dees not to appear in public until they can sort out the details...

In a campaign stop at Grand Rapid's Historic Downtown, a bus carrying Vice President Dick Cheney was overwhelmed by screaming teenage girls. The VP escaped unhurt, and even took time to sign the breasts of several "Boobs for Bush" volunteers...

High school seniors at Fort Needy's Warren G. Harding High School tend to be divided on most issues, but they can all agree that the school's new yearbook accurately reflects the divisions of their groups."It's amazing how spot-on all these groups are represented...