P.
Diddy Kills 27th Non-Voter In
Second Week
The infamous rapper
P.Diddy, nee Sean J. Combs, has
brutally executed his 27th victim
in his ongoing “Vote or
Die” campaign. His newest
kill, Mr. Jonathan Baker, 20 of
Portland, Oregon, was found lying
face down in a pool of blood on
the couch in his tiny basement
apartment. He had a single gunshot
wound to the head. A note with
the words “Undecided 2004”
scrawled on it was thumb tacked
to his back, apparently done after
he was dead...
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