What's more, the
massive layoffs that were expected at
"The Daily Show with Jon Stewart",
"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno",
and "CBS News with Dan Rather"
have been postponed barring a Watergate-esque
scandal which forces Bush to resign.
"Oh it's bad for America, but
great for us," Orvill Danfield
(editor in chief of the liberal monthly
"The Liberal Monthly") said
in an interview Thursday. "We were
worried that, with Kerry in office,
we'd be left with nothing to complain
about. But thanks to Bush getting back
to the White House, we can start prep
work on our special 'What Hath God Wrought?'
December edition."
In the next four years, Republicans
are expected to slash the Constitution
of freedom of speech, but most of the
satirists we talked to aren't worried.
They plan on using the writing technique
of "allusion" (pretending
to write about how great John Ashcroft
is when they really mean what an asshole
John Ashcroft is) to help keep their
heads off the chopping blocks just installed
on the White House lawn, and First Lady
and B.W.S. (battered-wife-syndrome)
sufferer Laura Bush is such a positive
advocate for literacy that many feel
secure in their tracts being read by
a dulled and TV-addicted public.
While most of the satirists we spoke
to shared concern about the course of
national events, what with the war in
Iraq, the rise of religious fundamentalism
here at home, and the sweep of Democrats
from positions of power in the House
and Senate, they admitted some jubilation
over Bush's victory in the "Tuesday
Night Civil Rights Massacre". They
insisted that in many ways, it was a
"good news-bad news" irony
so delicious that you could stick a
fork in it.
"We look forward to roasting President
Bush figuratively for the next four
years," 'Simpsons' creator Matt
Groening told me Sunday, "just
so long as he doesn't roast us literally,
and I think we'll all get along great."
Trev Danger, Ann Coulter's Prison Bitch
("She" has Male Genitalia)
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& Submitted by
Trev Danger - Ann Coulter's Prison Bitch
("She" has Male Genitalia)
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