"We just can't
fathom how any of the major strides
in Christian thought can account for
the series of events that contributed
to a Boston Red Sox victory. I'm afraid
we have to throw out everything we know,
in order to understand how this could
happen."
Similarly, leaders in the Muslim world
have also found it hard to relate the
Red Sox's victory to their holy scriptures.
"We have no way of knowing why
Allah would cause this crisis of faith,"
Mullah Oban De-Murray said to followers
at the Detroit Muslim-American Center
and Indian Casino. "Surely everything
we think we know about jihad and the
will of the Prophet must be wrong, but
why?"
Buddhists aren't immune to the philosophical
shake-up either, as evidenced in a security
video from O'Hare Airport in which the
usually genial monks seen at such public
areas are shown smoking cigarettes,
tripping up old ladies, and sexually
harassing young women.
With all the excitement about the Red
Sox, the notion that philosophical concepts
such as existentialism, the meaning
of life, and the transcendence of man's
soul could be brought into question
are on the backburner for most Americans.
But most professionals fear this is
only the beginning of a rampant strain
of religious doubt and soul-searching
to take hold of the once-faithful American
people.
Atheism is on the rise after last week's
victory, most alarmingly in the greater
New York metropolitan area. But most
officials believe the torrent of religious
emotion will subside with the prophesized
victory of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays
in six games over the Reds next year.
Written
& Submitted by
Trev Danger - Sportswriter In Name Only
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