U.S.
Soldiers have said they are enjoying
watching the crazy locals mix it up
by waving sharp axes at smoke and burning
shells of automobiles from a far.
Lt. Sam Dirnalo said of this scene of
hilarity, "This is one of the most
hilarious things I have ever seen. These
Iraqis are running around flapping their
arms and waving fish singing "Don't
Bring Me Down" by ELO in Iraqi
dialect of course. It's like something
you'd expect to see on The Chapelle
Show, but it's real so it makes it even
funnier."
Lakhdar Brahimi, the U.N. envoy leading
a team that is helping Iraq develop
a transitional government, said Sunday
that "This is only another fine
example why the U.S. should just leave
the country and the pesky problem of
Iraqi citizens being in the way of all
of the oil will take care of itself
within weeks. I'm confident the Iraqis
will "Take Care Of" all their
fellow countrymen quicker than the U.S.
ever could!"
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike |
