Michael
Pilat owner and operator of thamike.com
and faux-newz.com commented when asked
his side of the suit.
“This is just a ridiculous lawsuit,”
Pilat told Faux-Newz reporters.
“All it is.. is a big corporation
trying to screw over ‘The Little
Guy.’ The lawsuit
could be adverted if they would just
‘buy us out’ for a few million.
Hell I’m sure for the right price,
all the writers for Faux-Newz would
write for Fox News. Plus, why
wouldn’t they go after fauxnews.com,
faux-news.com or fauxnewschannel.com?”
“In reference to Michael Pilat’s
question,” Danial Dumont stated,
“about the other satire news websites
with similar names: we just don’t
take those sites seriously because they
suck and are in no way a threat to the
future of our great company.”
In other news, thamike.com & faux-newz.com’s
silent co-owner, Zuecreu will be moving
to Fox News because he feels he isn’t
appreciated enough or gets enough credit.
When asked, the Crue said, “Fuck
them guys man, I’m taking my ball
and going home!”
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike |
