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BREAKING NEWS: Bin Laden Found Hiding In Saddam’s Esophagus

TIKRIT, IRAQ - After being captured in a surprise raid near a farmhouse in Tikrit, Saddam Hussein underwent a physical examination which turned up a few interesting findings.  Osama Bin Laden was one of them.
 
“I can see him in there,” said Army medic Steve Kozlowski, as he shined a small flashlight into the former Iraqi dictator’s mouth. “I just can’t get him out.”
 
Efforts to retrieve Bin Laden only resulted in the terrorist mastermind getting lodged further in Hussein’s throat.
 
Earlier probes into the former Iraqi dictator’s throat had only produced a coat button,  3 yards of twine,  6 lbs of half digested whitefish, a sliver of balsa wood, and a license plate from Iowa.

Donald Rumsfeld said, in a press conference today, that the hunt for Bin Laden within Hussein’s trachea will not stop until he is captured.

Saddam
"Open Up & Say Ahh"

This Is Not The Last Time
Hussein Will Here This Phrase

"We have personnel,” said Rumsfeld, “who are dedicated to the task of dislodging Bin Laden from Saddam Hussein’s throat. We have many ways of making Saddam cough up the goods.  [Osama Bin Laden] can run, but he cannot hide.”
 
Questions as to how Saddam had accomplished the concealment of Bin Laden in his throat were met with an unintelligible, flailing attempt to communicate.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Russell Paika


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