“I fully oppose a constitutional
amendment on an issue that should be
left up to individual states to decide,”
he told reporters. “However, divorce
is a sacred act between a man and a
woman. Divorce is one of the keystones
of American Culture. I certainly
don’t like the thought of two
homosexuals getting married, only to
divorce a year later because they miss
the good old days of anonymous promiscuity
on the subway.”
Vice Presidential candidate John Edwards
agreed. “I don’t think we
should let these people stomp all over
our values with their frivolous divorces,
but I still think it is a state issue,
not a federal issue.”
The vote to ban gay divorce is set for
summer 2005.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Russell Paika |