NEW YORK, NY - NBC scored a huge hit this past Thursday with its prime time special "The Christmastime Beating Of Jessica Simpson." The hour-long show came in as the second most-watched show this year in the United States, losing out only to the Super Bowl. Depicting countless images of Jessica Simpson being beaten senseless by various former fans, classic music lovers, English teachers, and even family members, the show was fun for the whole family.

A spokesman for NBC stated, "We're very happy with the special's success. We got the idea a few months ago when we met with Jessica about doing a show, and after the meeting, everyone in the room agreed they wanted to punch her in the face." NBC has a follow-up special already in the works entitled, "The Easter Pummeling Of Paris Hilton."