Over the course of the next 4 years Jaleel spent all his free time at Gold's Gym in Hollywood. Spending at least 10 hours a day in the gym really helped Jaleel quickly convert himself in to a grade A body builder.

"It sort of just happened you know, I never planned in actually doing anything more with my flexing than impressing the pretty ladies, but I some of my lifting buddies added me into a local flexing competition and it sort have snowballed from there." said White.

After entering and winning the last 3 annual Mr. Gold's Gym competitions at his local club, Jaleel decided he wanted to take another try at acting.

It didn't take long for him to find his first role in 5 years.

Jaleel told me. "I auditioned for the lead role of Arnold Schwarzenegger in the new documentary about the life and times of the great Governor and former Mr. Universe. To my surprise I was cast right away. I was really excited to get this role and I'm looking forward to when shooting begins. I get to pretty much act out what Arnold did in all his movies."

He continued, "I mean, can you believe that I will be Conan The Barbarian, that I'll combat a huge alien in the jungles of who knows where, that I'll get to play with little kids just like he did in Kindergarten Cop?"

"I mean sure, he's white and I'm black and they are going to have to find a way to whiten my skin color. These things are always worked out. Until then I will work on my Austrian accent and keep my muscles up to par." he finished.

While Jaleel White looks forward to the filming and release of The Arnold Schwarzenegger Story, he is continuing to work at the same supermarket he started this whole adventure at years ago and he is still the same old geek he always was.

Now that you people know where Urkel is and what he is doing with himself, please stop e-mailing me about someone so lame and annoying.

What a fucking waste of my time.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike