(Editor’s
Note: After reading this I chugged a
quart of Bombay Sapphire, kicked a nun,
and strangled the cutest, I mean the
fucking CUTEST little kitten I could
get my hands on. Then I curled up into
a fetal position in the shower and wept.)
Throughout our lives
me meet people who we make a connection
with. We make a subconscious decision
whether we want to become close with
these people or not.
I've only every had 1 friend that I
could truly call my best friend. I met
him at a summer camp when I was 13 years
old. That summer we cause a lot of trouble
for the camp counselors and I really
enjoyed hanging out with him.
I was happy to learn that he actually
lived on the other side of town. We
always joked that we had to go 100 miles
away from home to meet a friend who
lived 3 miles away.
Until high school we hung out every
weekend all weekend and our friendship
grew. Once we reached high school we
had the majority of our classes together
and we were practically inseparable.
Nothing ever came between us and we
never fought.
College came and went, we didn't go
to the same college but we were only
an hours drive apart. We got together
when we could and shared some great
times at all the college parties.
After college we both got jobs working
in the same office building downtown
so we decided it was a good idea to
get an apartment together.
Things were pretty good. We lived together
for almost 4 years. Eventually he met
the right woman and they got married
and now have a 3 year old son. He asked
me to be his sons godfather because
he trusted no one more and because I
was like his brother.
The times, friendship, and live was
good.
Now all the sudden last week I called
him up to see when was a good time to
drop off his Christmas/birthday present
and his wife answered the phone.
Me:
"Hi Kate, how's it going? Is Phil
around?"
Kate:
"Yeah he's here"
Me:"Can
I talk to him?"
Kate:"No,
and we both decided it's best if you
never call or stop by here
again."
Me:"Heh,
that's funny, quit joking around and
get Phil on the phone"
Kate:<Click...
Dial Tone>
I called back and the phone was off
the hook, I figured this was a big joke
like Phil is known to pull so I drove
over to his place and although both
cars were in the driveway no one answered
the door.
"What could I do, I suppose this
is for real", I thought to myself.
I went home and then on New Years Eve
I was at a Party at a shared friends
house. Many people came up to me and
asked me how could I do the things I
did, how could I force myself up my
best friends wife? How could I be seen
in public?
Shocked, I tried to compose myself and
asked these people to please fill me
in on what they heard.
They told me these elaborate stories
that while my friend was outside a few
weeks back when I went over to help
him hang his Christmas lights, I stayed
inside and was forcing myself sexually
onto his wife while my godson was right
there.
I couldn't believe what I was hearing.
I have known since Kate & Phil got
together that she never liked me, but
would she stoop so low as to make up
a horrible story such as this?
Worst yet, was Phil so blind that he
would believe something like this about
me when I never gave him any reason
in our friendship whatsoever to not
trust me?
The answer to both must be yes.
To quote Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - "When
you have eliminated the impossible,
whatever remains, however improbable,
must be the truth."
Basically, I am hurt that this has all
happened. Eventually I will get over
it. I just can't believe I was slandered
like this from the person I trusted
the most. It troubles me that I was
so easily cast aside and betrayed on
an accusation.
He could have asked me what happened.
To which the answer is nothing.
I told everyone at the party that if
they wanted to believe something like
this, I wasn't going to defend myself
to people who apparently have a low
opinion of me. I told them, I believe
my past actions in life should speak
for what kind of man I am.
Regardless, my now ex-friend has made
up his mind, he has gone too far and
even with all our history together we
are no more.
I never expected him to turn on me like
this.
My advice to you today is, the person
you trust the most, can in fact be your
worst enemy.
Be careful out there folks.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Trogdor
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