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If
we
were
willing
to
do
without
one
cup
of
mocha
java
latte
supreme
every
week,
if
we
bought
one
less
Oprah
magazine.
We
could
feed
you
like
this
every
day.
We
could
give
your
children
toys
every
week,
and
clothes,
too.
Your
daughter
wouldn't
have
to
suck
cock
to
buy
you
cigarettes.
But
we
don't
care.
We
couldn't
give
a
shit.
Instead
we
collect
DVDs
of
crappy
movies
that
we
will
never
watch
again.
We
would
rather
use
our
money
to
pay
for
the
electricity
to
run
our
elaborate
Christmas
lights
that
we
leave
on
all
night.
We
would
rather
pay
for
pretty
lights
that
no
one
is
looking
at
than
help
you.
We
want
to
throw
parties
for
people
we
don't
like
in
an
effort
to
throw
our
affluence
in
their
faces.
We
would
rather
spend
$20
on
our
secret
Santa
present
for
that
fat
whore
in
our
office
who
we
normally
would
never
speak
to.
Even
though
the
cap
on
presents
was
$10,
we'll
be
damned
if
we're
going
to
look
like
cheap
bastards.
Or
better
yet,
we'll
buy
'gag'
gifts
like
adult
diapers
so
everyone
can
comment
on
how
clever
we
are,
and
then
throw
them
away.
Meanwhile,
you
sit
in
that
alley
stewing
in
your
own
piss.
Boy,
I'll
bet
you
wish
you
had
one
of
these
adult
diapers
right
now.
Instead
your
privates
are
encased
in
a
block
of
yellow
ice.
Rich
people
love
Christmas.
We
buy
our
kids
and
ourselves
whatever
we
want,
and
it
doesn't
matter.
We
could
give
money
to
charity,
and
sometimes
we
give
a
little.
It
doesn't
really
matter.
We
have
gobs
of
money
and
we
need
the
write
off.
Mostly
we
chair
committees
to
raise
money.
You
ignorant
middle
class
people
give
money
to
our
charities.
You
volunteer
and
work
for
free.
You
stupid
suckers.
And
these
charities
throw
great
parties
to
honor
us
rich
people
for
being
so
giving.
Usually
we
get
awards,
and
get
to
give
speeches
about
how
generous
we
are.
Sometimes
we
even
get
little
plaques.
You
pathetic
middle
class
sheep
love
Christmas.
Your
lives
are
so
dreary
and
dull.
Cut
down
a
tree
and
put
it
inside
our
house.
That
ought
to
cheer
you
up.
Give
the
mailman
a
3
lb
can
of
popcorn
because
he
looks
like
he
could
uses
3
fucking
pounds
of
popcorn.
The
true
meaning
of
Christmas
is
that
it's
way
better
to
be
rich
than
it
is
to
be
poor.
Santa
clearly
gives
better
gifts
to
rich
kids
than
he
does
to
poor
kids.
Unless
you
are
Jewish;
Santa
hates
Jewish
kids.
In
the
interest
of
full
disclosure,
I
must
admit
I'm
a
practicing
Muslim.
Not
a
strap
a
bomb
to
my
belt,
blow
myself
up
Muslim.
More
like
I
occasionally
tape
a
couple
firecrackers
to
my
tits
and
light
them
off.
But
that's
only
so
that
I
know
I
can
still
FEEL
SOMETHING,
you
know
what
I
mean?
I'm
just
kidding
about
being
Muslim,
but
the
firecracker
thing
is
true.
Happy
Holidays.
Written
& Submitted by
Gary
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