Westfield continued, "I yelled,
HERE BIGFOOT, HEY! YO BIGFOOT! At that
moment, it turned around and yelled
back, "Hey Asshole! Shut the fuck
up I'm trying to hunt over here... and
how the hell do you know my fucking
name?"
"I didn't know what to say or do,
I didn't remember that Bigfoot could
talk. The time we used to spend together
was more physical than verbal. Even
though he had a low opinion of me I
made my way over and saw that it wasn't
really the real Bigfoot, just a guy
in a fur coat in the middle of the woods.
How fucking wise is that?" exclaimed
Westfield.
It turned out that his adventure wasn't
a complete let down. The hunter was
not the illusive monkey man, but Malcolm
Bigfoot an Investment Banker from Deer
Creek, CA.
Westfield said while unpacking his SUV,
"People go on these adventures
all the time and never have any proof
of Bigfoot. I can tell everyone truthfully
that I not only saw Bigfoot, but talked
to him."
A stool and hair sample were still taken
by Westfield and are currently being
analyzed.
"Just incase." finished Westfield.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike
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