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Bush Makes Another Empty Gesture To Brown People

The Bush Administration has announced it will do everything in their power to assist the citizens of Iran. Recently, an earthquake has taken the lives of up to fifty thousand Iranians.

U.S. planes landed in Iran for the first time in over twenty years providing aid to the victim’s families. With all this assistance, Iran’s President Khatami stated, “I don't think this incident will change our relations with the United States.”

The response from the Bush Administration, “It is unfortunate their views towards our relations. But, with the cost of a tomahawk missiles at more than two million, we are celebrating the savings in our projected budget for 2004.”

In other news, Bush Oil Enterprises raised its expectations for fiscal year 2004 citing a promising outlook.

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