My Two Fuckin Cents
(Editor's note:
spelling and grammar have not been corrected
in this column,
for fear of physical retribution and/or
creepy hate mail)
I am at my limit with
all these shows about goddamn rich people.
I really don't care if fucking P. Diddy
runs the fucking race or not. Who gives
a shit. He has enough money to pay the
million up front for the kids and he's
crying about he can't get enough sponsors.
Screw you, you dickhead. Blisters on
your feet don't mean shit to me. You
know he got something out of that deal
anyway. Probable another 100,000.
I would rather watch Bob from the tree
trimming service try and run the race.
That to me is more interesting. Seeing
real people. A guy who's pushin 350lbs
and is around 48 years old. Not some
over paid rapper who has more money
then he knows what to do with. Go Bob
Go I'm cheerin for ya buddy.
Next is Rich Girls. Fuck these two skanks.
With all that money they already have
how come that little bitch can‚t
get her teeth fixed. C'mon. Last thing
I want to do is see how 2 out of touch
little rich whores spend their days.
Let alone with their god-awful friends.
These people are so fucking stupid and
completely rude and arrogant. How annoying
can 2 girls be? I would of thought two
girls with a shit load of cash would
be sexy not one step away from vomiting.
Once again how much do you think they
got paid for that show?
I'd like to see the two waitresses from
any bar get taped and followed for a
while. That is interesting. Let them
get paid for showing what they do during
the day. Not 2 bitches.
Last but not least. If I see one more
fucking cribs show on MTV I am going
to go fire bomb someone's house. Seeing
these little pricks that can't even
drive irritates the hell out of me.
I can barley make my truck payment sometimes
and these little teenyboppers are getting
paid like Mr. Trump.
Once again show me someone like the
pizza delivery guy, or the guy at the
mall in the kiosk. Even show my garbage
mans house. I'd rather see what hard
working people do with their money and
how they spend it to get some badass
things.
In closing today. Take your pissant
little shows that jam down my throat
how much I won't ever have and die.
Choke on your Crystal (however you spell
it I can't fucking afford it). I hope
your wearing your silk outfit, and you
hit a untrimmed tree, slide out of your
Cadillac Escalade onto the street and
get run over by a garbage truck, hit
by the pizza delivery guy, and stumble
into the local bar, and the waitresses
spit in your lousy faces.
A big fuck you from all of us, to all
of you scum bag motherfuckers. Kiss
my ass, eat shit, and hope you fall
flat on your faces one day soon.
Creu
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