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Osama Bin Laden Makes It To Afghani Idol Finals

KABUL, AFGANISTAN - Even though the American military and government can’t seem to locate him, it is being reported that Osama Bin Laden has made it to the finals of the Afghani Idol finals.

Bin Laden wowed judges by doing his very own version of “Brand New Key,” originally performed by Melanie Safka. (as heard in the epic pornomentary Boogie Nights)

Even though skeptics and critics all vowed that Bin Laden would not make it past the 1st round of Afghani Idol, he consistently proved them wrong by being charismatic, sexy, and funny on stage while still showing that he is a man with copious amounts of confidence and pizzaz.

Voters have continued to show their Osama support by voting overwhelmingly for him on their AT&T wireless phones.

AT&T spokesperson Susan Bigsby said of the record breaking amounts of votes for Bin Laden, “For as many votes as he has been receiving you would probably think that someone was holding a gun to their heads. We all know that for as sweet as Binny is, he would never organize something like that. He’s not much of an ideas man, he’s more of a dancing machine!”

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“Osama advanced through the first four rounds by choosing and quite frankly nailing… “A Whole New World” from the movie Aladdin, “Rock The Casbah” by The Clash, “All You Need Is Love” by the Beatles and “All By Myself” by Eric Carmen.

Fans and Judges are extremely super-duperly excited to hear his rendition of “Haaameeramirami. Haaamaramihamarami “ by SHudubugh-Hulluh-Ashwani Hemlekhami in the final s airing on Al-Jazeera TV this Tuesday at 8am EST.

Check your local listings for the channel and availability.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike


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