Here
are a few things “Trogdor Style”
to help your Sexual Etiquette
the next time you’re with the
special or not so special person.
Never laugh uncontrollably
when your partner disrobes or tries
to be sexy
Blowing on your penis as it were a smoking
gun, as impressive as it is, still may
be considered “Cocky”
Refrain from rubbing your head ass while
saying thar she blows (this is especially
rude if you lover is fat)
***
Editor’s Note: I have no idea
what a “head ass” is. ***
****
Tha Mike’s Note: Mr. Editor. I'm
surprised, you of all people should
know what a "head ass" is.****
If your lover is crying after the act,
place you hand on his/her shoulder and
pat 3-5 times.
After having sex, DO NOT compare your
partner with the stripper you were with
the night before, that’s rude.
Never offer your lover used condoms
as a souvenir
Making squeaking noises with your mouth
between strokes might suggest you aren’t
taking things seriously.
Asking your partner to call “a
friend” mid act is probably not
a good idea.
If you’re going to Fake It,
don’t tell your partner before
hand.
If you’re bored during the act,
a few well placed grunts can make it
seem like you’re trying hard.
If you finish first, do not go to kiss
your partner and pull away at the last
minute saying, “Ha! Still too
slow.”
No audible laughing if he “Can’t
get it up.”
Calling out things like, “I bet
you’d like my fist in your ass”
is generally frowned upon. (especially
if the female is saying it)
Never gloat about being the best they
ever had, or will ever have.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Trogdor
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