Some coffee drinkers are outraged at
this idea. Like William Pernispel III
of Beverly Hills, California. He e mailed
the following into faux-newz.com, "Leave
it to corporate America to ruin a great
thing, I mean come on, who has ever
heard of coffee flavored coffee? The
idea is just ludicrous."
Another e-mail sent in said, "I
think Starbucks thinks the general population
is a bunch of idiots. Isn't coffee flavored
coffee basically just fucking coffee???"
"Not necessarily" says Wonderly.
"That would seem like the easy
explanation, but it's not the case.
Our new coffee flavored coffee is still
a flavoring to your usual cup of java,
much like French Vanilla or Jamaican
Me Crazy."
Plans are already in effect to put a
stop on this release coming in the spring.
The federal government is deciding on
passing a mandate until the product
can be properly tested for consumer
safety.
This reporter is starting to wonder
why he is even covering this ridiculous
story.
I suppose there will be more as this
story develops.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike
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