The $1,123,500 study (a rip-off in itself), funded by the CFABL provides valuable baseline information for further studies tracking the well-being of Liars, Thieves & Cheaters in the community and the circumstances that affect them positively or adversely.

Josh Haroldson from the CFABL said of the results, "I had no doubt in my mind the results of our study would come in this way. When have you ever known a situation where Mr. Nice Guy came out ahead? Everyone knows you have to be scum to get anywhere in life."

When asked if he was emotionally involved with this study Harodson said, "I'm really not taking the results of this study personally at all. I will tell you though the whole scenario that if your a good person on earth, you'll be rewarded in the afterlife is bullshit. There is no heaven and people say that to make their pathetic lives seem better."

After being asked if other groups were added to this study would it make a difference, Haroldson finished, "I don't think the results would be any different if that was the case. Adding assholes, jerks & cocksuckers to the formula of this study would yield the same results I'm sure."

The full study will be printed in the May Issue of Time.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike