The $1,123,500 study (a rip-off in itself),
funded by the CFABL provides valuable
baseline information for further studies
tracking the well-being of Liars, Thieves
& Cheaters in the community and
the circumstances that affect them positively
Haroldson from the CFABL said of the
results, "I had no doubt in my
mind the results of our study would
come in this way. When have you ever
known a situation where Mr. Nice Guy
came out ahead? Everyone knows you have
to be scum to get anywhere in life."
When asked if he was emotionally involved
with this study Harodson said, "I'm
really not taking the results of this
study personally at all. I will tell
you though the whole scenario that if
your a good person on earth, you'll
be rewarded in the afterlife is bullshit.
There is no heaven and people say that
to make their pathetic lives seem better."
After being asked if other groups were
added to this study would it make a
difference, Haroldson finished, "I
don't think the results would be any
different if that was the case. Adding
assholes, jerks & cocksuckers to
the formula of this study would yield
the same results I'm sure."
The full study will be printed in the
May Issue of Time.
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer