“Really? You don't
think I gained a few pounds?”
June asked.
“You look fine,” Doug
responded. “I love you. Want
to go out to eat?”
'Yeah, how about that... blahblahblah
(editor’s note: unknown dialogue
between two said freaks),” she
went on.
He had done it. He managed to escape
unscathed.
"I think it was the second part.
First I reassured her, then I said
I loved her, then I offered to FEED
her, which enhanced the idea that
her blowing up like a fucking whale
hasn't bothered me at all,"
Doug finished.
Beautiful.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Michael
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