My Two Fuckin Cents
(Editor's note:
spelling and grammar have not been corrected
in this column,
for fear of physical retribution and/or
creepy hate mail)
Ok the Holidays are over
and I‚m really fucking irritated.
Let's begin this week with the fucking
losers who play their goddamn daily
numbers and big fours and whatever else
the state dreamed up for these easy
targets to play.
I hate you people. Once in a while is
great to play. The thought of winning
big and taking a chance. But not every
fucking day 25 to 50 dollars worth of
tickets. Give me a break. Worse yet
is you have to play all your numbers
all 180 of them right before the numbers
go off some I have to wait for ever
in the store for you to rattle off these
god forsaken numbers. Then you have
enough nerve to look at me like I am
the asshole when I get taken care of
first. Fuck you and your numbers.
How often do you really win? And what
could you have done with that money
if you saved it or didn‚t play.
You waste my time and everyone else
you come in contact with. All I need
to get is some soda or cigarettes and
I have to wait for 15 minutes for you
to tell some fucking retard you sons,
daughters, moms, dads and the fucking
mailman‚s birth dates for the
fucking power ball. NO-ONE CARES ABOUT
YOU.
145,25,452,5677,3674,23,23,5245,2452345,2452456,346753675,2365235236,
652464567347,367356,214525,5665,45636,636564,46345635,634634577,6574587,
47456788,4567474567,35252,5255,09808,0988796,53443,556,56,48787,54654,132,54468
On paper that‚s
what you sound like. A fucking adding
machine. Go add up how much your family
has missed out on and hates your addicting
ass. I can guarantee your wife or husband
can‚t stand when you do this and
your kids probable could use some knew
shoes. That is unless you already lost
your other half, or have no kids. Then
did you ever think about why you‚re
alone and childless?
You really just piss me off. I hate
having to wait for you faggots all serious
and shit reciting out numbers. Then
have to wait for you to check them all
out to make sure Mr. Habib typed them
in right.
What would make me happier then shit
is if you would win the big one 80 million
dollars and as soon as you collect it
you drop dead. And your wife and kids
get paid for dealing with an addicted
loser.
So keep on playing and holding me up
while I‚m in line after working
15 today and I‚m just trying to
get milk for my kids and get home. Cause
the next time you hold me up and look
at me like I‚m the asshole, I
am going to introduce you to yours.
Creu
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