Porn
is the number 1 industry in the Amish
community, just ahead of our Meth labs.
When you hear the Amish talking about
a "Barn Raising" they are
referring to a sex act that is somewher
between a Dirty Sanchez and a Cleveland
Steamer. Oh, how the Amish love a "Barn
Raising". Amish men do not have
mustaches because they thought they
made their porn movies look like they
were from the 70's. Plus, they interfere
when they tongue each other's assholes.
Amish girls are incredibly sexual. You've
never had a handjob until you've had
one from a girl who works a butter churn
all day.
So now I have to decide whether to stay
here in the glamorous world of high
fashion, or return to a more simple
existence of filming teenage girls getting
fucked by goats. Stay tuned. Or as we
say in the Amish community, "un
di hallichkeit in ayvichkeit".
Written
& Submitted by
Gary
From TSHIRTHELL.com |
