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Highway Crew Exclaims "We've Been Fucking Off For 6 Months"


READING , PA -
During an interview on the Jackie & Scott show on the local radio station WRFY about why it has been taking so long to complete the route 222 highway extension & expansion project, a road crew for PENNDOT (Pennsylvania Department Of Transportation) admitted that they could have had the job done months ago.

"We've Been Fucking Off For 6 Months", exclaimed foreman Lester Younger. "With the job market being as bad as it is, me and my crew saw no need to get the job done on time seeing that we could stand around, shoot the shit and still bring home a large weekly pay check. Hard work never got no-one anywhere."

Workers
PENNDOT Workers Relax During One
Of Their Perpetual Breaks

" Who suffers? The taxpayer? Bah... Fuck em! I'm eating steak for dinner and drinking Yuengling Lager instead of Old Milwaukee all day long." concluded Younger.

"This news couldn't have come at a worse time for PENNDOT with reports of funding tampering and the PA Turnpike toll booth sex scandal." said John Rizzuto the Y102/WRFY General Manager. "Fortunately for PENNDOT, no-one listens to our station."

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike


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